Sunday, 3 October 2010

Death to Crows

A quick summation of speedy thanatic methodology for members of genus Corbus.

Automatic Shotgun
Gatling Shotgun



Belt Fed Grenade Launcher using Flechette rounds


Flechettes

A Metalstorm (1 million rounds a minute) area defense weapon

Metalstorm 100,000 grenade rounds a minute area obliteration weapon


Have a nice day.

Any Crows, servants or God-botherers read below.

6 comments:

  1. You should be at church this morning and not wasting your time on silly posts.
    Do you have servants? I think not. In which case, it's not wise to scoff at crows.

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  2. All suppliers to supermarket chains should have these in their marketing arsenal.

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  3. "A Metalstorm (1 million rounds a minute)"
    Could have changed the outome of the Maori Wars if Te Raupraha had this.

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  4. Yes, the nasty bastard might hopefully have stood in front of it doing a haka while firing it.

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  5. Yes. Then it chammed and the English captured it and shipped it back to England but the ship was sunk by a strong southerly.

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  6. Sorry 2nd Fiddle, a metalstorm gun cannoot jam, it has no moving parts (apart from bullets).

    BTW since you've adopted Victor as your icon, you're now officially more grumpy than The Curmudgeon

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