tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post108047119286589290..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: Ringo and A Tutorial for The CurmudgeonTwisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-58474376075730625232012-05-19T16:21:35.068+12:002012-05-19T16:21:35.068+12:00Yes Ex-Clive. I fully concur - after 4 weeks back ...Yes Ex-Clive. I fully concur - after 4 weeks back in the full-time saddle I am eagerly awaiting the end of my short-term releiving stint for my sick post-surgical colleague. She can have her darling miscreants back anytime she is ready, as I am quite over them for now. Golly I hope she does come back.Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-60723312230320558592012-05-17T06:00:11.743+12:002012-05-17T06:00:11.743+12:00It was so nice to have you back for a while. Well...It was so nice to have you back for a while. Well, that's what the kids said. Strangely, they emphasised "for a while":=)<br /><br />Don't think that we all don't envy you, 'cause we do. Even though I really enjoy teaching, I am looking forward to the day when I can say "Stuuf it, I'm staying in bed" or "It's a lovely day, I'm going to walk in the park" or maybe in your case "Yipee, it's snowing, head for the slopes"<br /><br />I'd be very upset if you <i>couldn't</i> put those tags in, 'cause then I'd think "What's he been teaching them for the last 8 years?"<br /><br />HA HA...I'd better check it today. Anyting touched by the leprous hand of Ringo is contaminated, and probably wrong.<br /><br /><br />See ya.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-91017777504185739002012-05-16T23:34:20.744+12:002012-05-16T23:34:20.744+12:00It's good to be out of those boring/pointless/...It's good to be out of those boring/pointless/futile Monday after-school meetings and Tuesday after-school meetings and Wednesday before-school meetings. Although it <b>is</b> nice to be back <b>occasionally</b>, greet some great kids again, meet some nice colleagues again.<br /><br />But when I see my ex-colleagues I think, <i>Nice to see ya, wouldn't want to be ya!</i> I also remember from one of the great speeches of all time, <i>Free at last! Free at last!</i><br /><br />(See? Bold and Italics - this HTML stuff is easy. I'll try a URL link nest time.)<br /><br />I was pleased to see my name on the report-checking buddy list. So glad to know I haven't been forgotten. I hope they pay me. Or perhaps there was shome mishtake.ex-Clivenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-27504327477508943782012-05-16T19:08:21.303+12:002012-05-16T19:08:21.303+12:00No, sorry VG, KAMAR's good, but it isn't y...No, sorry VG, KAMAR's good, but it isn't yet up to the stage of deilvering tertiary syphillis to his emminence.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-34250459524476281662012-05-16T19:03:42.210+12:002012-05-16T19:03:42.210+12:00Oh just had a thought- Will KAMAR deliver some KAR...Oh just had a thought- Will KAMAR deliver some KARMA to Ringo???Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-27464206951301522582012-05-16T18:53:33.989+12:002012-05-16T18:53:33.989+12:00Well good luck TSB. AS the song goes - Gotta walk ...Well good luck TSB. AS the song goes - Gotta walk and don't look back. In this case re the "shafting issues". You are such a gentleman - once again. It is only a matter of time before Ringo really pushed his luck to far with someone else who will crack. Will we see Pistols at Dawn on the field one foggy winter morning soon in NL??? <br /><br />As for LP - one brave lady to say that in staff meeting. Just the perfect deflationary comment Ringo needs. LP deserves a case of wine to be sent her way. She will need it to cope with the onsuing chaos resulting from the looming great report fiasco of 2012. You got BALLS LP!Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-51514592842593380792012-05-16T17:24:40.633+12:002012-05-16T17:24:40.633+12:00Worry not, I'll add one next time.Worry not, I'll add one next time.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-49735723676803518202012-05-16T17:08:12.449+12:002012-05-16T17:08:12.449+12:00That sounds interesting - but I think I would need...That sounds interesting - but I think I would need a nice step by step to acheive it!Traceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02050750752996959453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-72968625526306626792012-05-16T09:56:07.077+12:002012-05-16T09:56:07.077+12:00Hi ALi, I thought you'd deserted me, being too...Hi ALi, I thought you'd deserted me, being too busy reading all of those Mill & Boon books :=)<br /><br />Seeing I actually teach HTML to my students it's <i>child's</i> play.<br /><br />Sometimes I get all biblical, normally in the "It's the end of the f*cking world" style, so it was easy to adapt to "It's the end of the reports" application.<br /><br />Burning Bush?<br /><br />Hmm... You mean I should set Ringo's pubes aflame? (I wouldn't involve the students. They might not kbnow when to stop. Judgement is all in these things.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-58027608193417264082012-05-16T09:50:25.404+12:002012-05-16T09:50:25.404+12:00You're a clever so and so! I'll be doing ...You're a clever so and so! I'll be doing that from here on in lol!<br /><br />I loved how you went all Biblical on us for the meeting - that was brilliant. Think Ringo might be a candidate for a burning bush? I'm sure some senior pupils could be paid?<br /><br />Ali xAlison Crosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06565962059926865121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-84448900771818925142012-05-16T05:58:24.358+12:002012-05-16T05:58:24.358+12:00I've always been fascinated by the idea of a w...I've always been fascinated by the idea of a walking, talking tree, ever since I read LOTR. I want Treebeard in my garden.<br /><br />However, no matter which fantastic world I inhabit, I've never seen a satisfied cat. That is a pure fantasy.<br />Cats are never satisfied, they always want more. Like politicians.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-14889218358755176842012-05-16T05:55:23.432+12:002012-05-16T05:55:23.432+12:00Sorry YaH, I normally do two types of posts, the g...Sorry YaH, I normally do two types of posts, the general ones where I talk about any drivel that comes into my head, and this one, which is based around incidents in Nuova Lazio High School. I try to keep it as transparent as possible, but obviously didn't succeed in this case. <br /><br />Just think of it as a brief description of the Hell we teachers have to go through.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-47104418977227082902012-05-16T05:51:59.665+12:002012-05-16T05:51:59.665+12:00Thanks Tempo, I enjoyed writing it; a good vent ma...Thanks Tempo, I enjoyed writing it; a good vent makes me feel better. Sometimes a semi-biblical style works, but don't worry, I don't use it very often. Just when I'm hit with either Divine inspiration or Ringo's bloody attitude.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-39464091200395577512012-05-16T04:30:04.082+12:002012-05-16T04:30:04.082+12:00I need some talking trees and satisfied cats in my...I need some talking trees and satisfied cats in my life...About Last Weekendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04716571630418078937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-23082140081977792782012-05-16T02:02:51.901+12:002012-05-16T02:02:51.901+12:00nope....didn't get a word of that.....or the c...nope....didn't get a word of that.....or the coments...sometimes I think i've just come through a portal into some other world.........Young at Hearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07585882466695145340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-79451670184921027942012-05-15T23:16:36.613+12:002012-05-15T23:16:36.613+12:00..so endeth todays sermon.
Great post, I enjoyed .....so endeth todays sermon.<br /><br />Great post, I enjoyed your style very much.<br />Cheers mateTempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-46448219048426995072012-05-15T21:48:53.178+12:002012-05-15T21:48:53.178+12:00The HREF tag works on all blogs using HTML, which ...The HREF tag works on all blogs using HTML, which is I think all of them, but as I commented to Tracey, it is designed to work only in comment boxes, not the main post section.<br /><br />Thanks for the compliment, I enjoyed the semi-biblical rant.<br /><br />Only one complaint. I think I've run out of bile.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-46584333209010550092012-05-15T21:46:37.385+12:002012-05-15T21:46:37.385+12:00Typical, you just put in a LRUTypical, you just put in a LRUTwisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-69701547841826115892012-05-15T21:45:52.394+12:002012-05-15T21:45:52.394+12:00Ehh...I hate to say this but not quite. Those ins...Ehh...I hate to say this but not quite. Those instructions were designed to work in a comment box. You are quite correct Tracy that if you switch to HTML mode you can use this technique tp make a hyperlink in the main post, but blogger has a tool called LINK to this job.<br /><br />If yoy wish to know, you can use other HTNL tags to add BOLD, ITALICS to comments The B tag does bold, the I tag does italics.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-15742619532047934732012-05-15T21:39:13.855+12:002012-05-15T21:39:13.855+12:00VG: I am keeping out of it. Just. I did mention ...VG: I am keeping out of it. Just. I did mention to some senior staff today that the report templates had not been activated, which meant that nobody could actually start writing their bloody reports. I can't see me going back. For many reasons which I'd better not go into.<br /><br />LP: Now that's just plain nasty. Well done. I predict a win for Pompous in the short term, but I think that Ringo's a more devious plotter. He got me off ICT control, KAMAR , reports nad most everything else. I'm just glad that I'm such an even tempered bastard otherwise I'd cut his f*cking throat. Thanks for commenting, it's nice to have a visitor.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-47622777500118798642012-05-15T20:45:44.154+12:002012-05-15T20:45:44.154+12:00It was me trying to insert a URL "Ouch" ...It was me trying to insert a URL "Ouch" I must have put it in the wrong way.THE WINE GUYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09733085464695722440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-65879889907676725042012-05-15T20:44:21.656+12:002012-05-15T20:44:21.656+12:00This comment has been removed by the author.THE WINE GUYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09733085464695722440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-87723723090765078942012-05-15T20:13:36.669+12:002012-05-15T20:13:36.669+12:00I am Anonymous, I was just too lazy to put in a na...I am Anonymous, I was just too lazy to put in a name. Iy's Bay tree I like as a name. I think he forgot to put in the print runs because he thinks they happen by magic. I think there is plenty more cocking up to come and I predict a very public spat between Pompous (this name suits him best) and Ringo. Perhaps we can film it with our phones and post it on youtube.LPnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-69107516484028143142012-05-15T20:02:02.380+12:002012-05-15T20:02:02.380+12:00Does the href work on all types of blog? Some I t...Does the href work on all types of blog? Some I think will go "whoa what is that" - or something technically similar... <br /><br />Brilliantly written pieceFurtheronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11903753972242964410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-54902722656677892952012-05-15T19:55:53.115+12:002012-05-15T19:55:53.115+12:00Now you make sure you keep well out of it and away...Now you make sure you keep well out of it and away from them. Offer them no help for taking away your MU's. Let the idiots try and figure it out for themselves until teh muck it up so completeley they have to call in the consultant - ah wait opportunity for TSB to put his old Kamar report hat back on and demthis time demand / extort large quantities of dosh to bail out the idiots.Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.com