tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post1303552713474531175..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: The Work of the DevilTwisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-75850213743891135652010-10-27T05:33:51.523+13:002010-10-27T05:33:51.523+13:00Well done Fflur. Living in a constant stae of whi...Well done Fflur. Living in a constant stae of whining and nagging is preparing Bennett for life with women. All you have to do to complete the process is to <br />1. Demand that he pays $5000 for a silly bit of metal and crystallised Carbon.<br />2. Drag him along on extended (5+ hour) shopping expeditions for a pair of shoes that you don't really need, of just the right shade of a faded purple gray. or blue or whatever<br />3. Start an argument. It doesn't really matter what initiates it as long as it's completely trivial. Don't argue logically, but throw in lots of extraneous reasoning. Cry.<br />4. Insist that Bennett ALWAYS and WITHOUT exception leave the toilet seat down.<br /><br />When Bennett starts to look really depressed and/or starts to twitch, the process is complete.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-11695451899125672612010-10-26T19:02:51.499+13:002010-10-26T19:02:51.499+13:00I listen and learn, oh wise one.I listen and learn, oh wise one.Richard (of RBB)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07245921253761836268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-8127335181948719792010-10-26T07:39:44.925+13:002010-10-26T07:39:44.925+13:00I feel your wife's pain. All my son wants to ...I feel your wife's pain. All my son wants to do when he is awake is be attached to the computer - unlike her I have no one else but him to take this pain out on. He is subjected to much moaning about his activities. I think I am preparing him for married life remarkably well.Fflurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16321557945039433951noreply@blogger.com