tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post1482321100649338437..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: ProofTwisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-91157807055186035172010-08-29T19:36:33.422+12:002010-08-29T19:36:33.422+12:00TSB wants proof! Prove that you exist TSB!
The bes...TSB wants proof! Prove that you exist TSB!<br />The best proof accepted in law is a witness. Jesus has at least four witnesses. <br />Therefore must not you believe?non thinkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08537608323694401239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-73715537325166339992010-08-29T15:35:26.114+12:002010-08-29T15:35:26.114+12:00Penises I don't mind (in the virual anyway) bu...Penises I don't mind (in the virual anyway) but any more references to God or god or Dog I'm going to just ignore.<br />As I've said many times before show me PROOF and I'll be happy to discuss.<br />Faith is between you and anything you believe in. Leave me out of it please.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-17218922949597910372010-08-29T00:33:19.660+12:002010-08-29T00:33:19.660+12:00"I thought you men liked to joke about penise..."I thought you men liked to joke about penises."<br />Not all of us. Some of us prefer banjo player jokes.<br />Hey, did you hear about the banjo player who was so bad that all the other banjo players noticed?<br />What three words did banjo players invent?<br />Twang, twang, twang.<br />A cellphone in the audience goes off during a banjo concert - the call is missed.<br />Where do banjo players sleep?<br />In the old folks' home.<br />What's the range of a banjo?<br />About 15m if you throw it really hard.<br />What did the banjo player get on his IQ test?<br />Dribble.<br />There's a sick old dog and a banjo player walking down the road. What's the difference?<br />The sick old dog might, just might, be going to a paid gig.<br />What is the definition of 'unnecessary'?<br />Tuning keys on a banjo.<br />What is the difference between a set of bagpipes and a banjo?<br />Throw a match at the banjo and it will warm you for longer.Richard (of RBB)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07245921253761836268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-9267933020024550122010-08-28T23:20:54.863+12:002010-08-28T23:20:54.863+12:00Hey, Scotsman, I was only joking about the small p...Hey, Scotsman, I was only joking about the small penis thing. I thought you men liked to joke about penises.Angry Jesushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12255869502702105832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-83309138439551535442010-08-28T19:42:39.716+12:002010-08-28T19:42:39.716+12:00I suspect they have experienced the ectasy that co...I suspect they have experienced the ectasy that comes from becoming one with God.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-7907702232221898312010-08-28T17:46:32.125+12:002010-08-28T17:46:32.125+12:00" Does it keep growing?"
Could be inter..." Does it keep growing?"<br /><br />Could be interpreted as "it needs to"<br /><br />These expressions of wonderment could be attributable to an extremely undersized or misshapen penis.THE CURMUDGEONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747720629076703739noreply@blogger.com