tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post2208505007683618660..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: PeanutsTwisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-62163874379690307022012-05-22T20:03:43.472+12:002012-05-22T20:03:43.472+12:00I recall my parents took me to "Drinks" ...I recall my parents took me to "Drinks" at a their friends place one afternoon when I was a wee nipper. That is the day I discovered the joy of peanuts. I ate heaps. SO many, in fact too many. When we got home it was dark and time for bed. We had no carpet on our floors back then, just varnished floorboards. Suddenly before getting into my cosy wee bed I chundered. Out came all those half digested peanuts. Clunk clunck clunk all over the wooden floor boards. Mum was not impressed but relieved it was not carpet I had thrown up over. Dad just laughed. But he would because he was probably pissed. Still remember it vividly nearly 50 years later! Still love my peanuts too, but careful not to eat too many!Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-32462616341589598522012-05-22T10:02:58.515+12:002012-05-22T10:02:58.515+12:00Hmm... have you been on the homebrews as well?
or...Hmm... have you been on the homebrews as well?<br />or have you caught a variant of Richard's double commenting bug.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-57770398107090621692012-05-22T10:02:12.472+12:002012-05-22T10:02:12.472+12:00I tried the flowerpots, but only found slugs, and ...I tried the flowerpots, but only found slugs, and they didn't open the locks. Mollusc fail.<br /><br />I'm surprised you survived that experience. I would have thought that the management would have put a load of buckshot through the door, it being SOuth Africa after all)Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-85445944444012163562012-05-22T09:56:49.771+12:002012-05-22T09:56:49.771+12:00Second drinks?Second drinks?Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-3000378317872408052012-05-22T09:56:28.723+12:002012-05-22T09:56:28.723+12:00Thanks for visiting Pearl, and leaving a comment.
...Thanks for visiting Pearl, and leaving a comment.<br /><br />Peanuts are accommodating. Really good bed-time snack food, except, how is it tiny little bits end up under the sheets.<br /><br />I prefer cashews and macademias, but I can't often afford them, being a poor teacher.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-33338920615146149902012-05-22T09:54:28.950+12:002012-05-22T09:54:28.950+12:00I don't know if this is deranged person, a dru...I don't know if this is deranged person, a drunk or just an increadibly badly scripted spam.<br /><br />I haven't heard such increadible gobbeldygook since GW Bush's last speech or that scene in <a href="http://youtu.be/ke5Mr5eCF2U" rel="nofollow">Blazing Saddles.</a>Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-49118888545051356352012-05-22T09:51:48.201+12:002012-05-22T09:51:48.201+12:00Excellent. It's amazing how much more "m...Excellent. It's amazing how much more "manly' we feel when using tools. When power tools are included, I can actually feel the hair grow on my chin. (and fall of my scalp)<br /><br />When I use a Torx head in my 18v recahrgeable drill, I have to go back in and change to a bigger set of boxers.<br /><br />I do charge my son rent, but he eats so much, and uses so much bandwidth that I'm still out of pocket. But I still feel guilty about charging him at all. Maybe when he reaches 30, I might reconsider.<br /><br />I agre about the peanut butter. Although I do like to spread a thick layer of dairy butter first. Adds a certain unctuousness.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-38211894862858475642012-05-22T09:05:00.109+12:002012-05-22T09:05:00.109+12:00That Anonymous comment sounds like Second Fiddle a...That Anonymous comment sounds like Second Fiddle after a few home brewsTHE CURMUDGEONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747720629076703739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-50748327126796502732012-05-22T09:03:51.816+12:002012-05-22T09:03:51.816+12:00The key in the flowerpot comment reminds me of whe...The key in the flowerpot comment reminds me of when I was in South Africa.<br />A group of us had been to the rugby at the world cup and were in high spirits (NZ walked all over England - literally in the case of Jonah Lomu) and we arrived very late at the hotel/guest house we were booked into. All the management had departed and the premises and locked up. We hammered and hollered to no avail. Scouting around I checked the flower pots and sure enough found a key, opened up, turned all the lights on (it was a big place), found room keys and we all went to bed. Next morning the management were extremely surprised that we were there, were astounded that there had been a hidden key and told us that a two German couples had barricaded themselves in their rooms and didn't sleep for fear of being murdered (It was South Africa after all).<br />What fun!THE CURMUDGEONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747720629076703739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-12997042496617747782012-05-22T08:54:53.874+12:002012-05-22T08:54:53.874+12:00That Anonymous comment sounds like Second Fiddle a...That Anonymous comment sounds like Second Fiddle after a few home brewsTHE CURMUDGEONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747720629076703739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-66122174652305741752012-05-22T07:00:51.626+12:002012-05-22T07:00:51.626+12:00Peanuts are an accommodating food and care not a w...Peanuts are an accommodating food and care not a whit when you eat them.<br /><br />Only that you do.<br /><br />PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-2770357086909492262012-05-22T06:03:02.230+12:002012-05-22T06:03:02.230+12:00TOST- ACATEDGE - CATES- CATTON- LA with THE SCOTTI...TOST- ACATEDGE - CATES- CATTON- LA with THE SCOTTISH BASTARD?<br />TWISTED of course with UNITEDDOGS - TED TOTS- DISATEDA.<br />DISNEY gives it on RICK the PRICK?<br />CEOPPO - PPOADIN- PPRARY?<br />JESTOCCO- JEB BUSH gave it long ago and he gave it with CHER.<br />ASOCHER- ASETOR- ASEASE.<br />So did RED PATHS.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-9324492599474658672012-05-22T05:37:17.734+12:002012-05-22T05:37:17.734+12:00I painted a bathroom and fixed a broken hoover thi...I painted a bathroom and fixed a broken hoover this weekend. I could feel my testosterone levels rise with each turn of the Philips head screwdriver.<br /><br />Charge your son rent. He'll develop a whole new respect for you. My daughter is 10 and I'm starting rent charges next year.<br /><br />I often spread peanut butter on toast. Same difference.The Unbearable Banishmenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05704208968630911021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-57389601628106616852012-05-22T05:21:22.906+12:002012-05-22T05:21:22.906+12:00Actually I agree. But for some reason I just didn...Actually I agree. But for some reason I just didn't want any toast that morning, and the peanuts were roasted and salted.<br />One of my favourite sandwich fillings is peanut butter, cheese and tomatoes.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-31499067992804257932012-05-22T05:19:45.045+12:002012-05-22T05:19:45.045+12:00I'm surprised you weren't arrested as well...I'm surprised you weren't arrested as well. I thought walking in snow with slippers attracted at least a £500 fine.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-37024505226258000762012-05-22T05:18:22.403+12:002012-05-22T05:18:22.403+12:00Oh God, Richard's figments are spreading.
Can ...Oh God, Richard's figments are spreading.<br />Can somebody not invent a vaccine?Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-14814838875496611802012-05-22T01:13:19.021+12:002012-05-22T01:13:19.021+12:00Peanutbutter on toast is somehow more comforting t...Peanutbutter on toast is somehow more comforting than plain peanuts, but to each his own.Patience_Crabstickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860012969550268614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-81793337102996822632012-05-21T23:16:27.842+12:002012-05-21T23:16:27.842+12:00I locked myself out once ... there was about 4 ft ...I locked myself out once ... there was about 4 ft of snow on the ground and I had a tshirt, jeans and slippers on... oh yes I had a hammer in my hand... I walked to my inlaws about half a mile away to get the key, surprised I wasn't arrested!Furtheronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11903753972242964410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-41272963105708214782012-05-21T21:35:28.943+12:002012-05-21T21:35:28.943+12:00This is cool. I did not realize I can post on othe...This is cool. I did not realize I can post on other blogs too!Bob https://www.blogger.com/profile/02824472499792851263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-74398192460555412872012-05-21T21:05:41.419+12:002012-05-21T21:05:41.419+12:00Good idea, shows forethought. I also have a key h...Good idea, shows forethought. I also have a key hidden on the premises. Unfortunately, I've hidden it so well I can't find the f*cking thing.<br />And I can't even use excess ber consumption as an excuse.<br /><br />That last bit about lacking brain functons I can relate to. I've just finished teaching my 14 year olds.<br /><br />I still admire the original Theakston's Old Peculiar.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-54829327224167959302012-05-21T20:59:48.881+12:002012-05-21T20:59:48.881+12:00I've got a key in a flowerpot in the back yard...I've got a key in a flowerpot in the back yard. It's saved me on numerous occasions--less noble than yours--when for a reason unconnected with the amount of Robinson's Old Tom (8.5%) that has been imbibed, I arrive at my front door minus my phone, cards, keys and the part of my brain that handles memory functions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-16588952784711535692012-05-21T20:53:12.808+12:002012-05-21T20:53:12.808+12:00Excellent point. I'll demand pate de fois gra...Excellent point. I'll demand pate de fois gras AND peanuts on black bread with Normandy butter next time.<br /><br />The bread will have to be a frshly baked ficille.<br />The butter unsalted, from Isigny-sur-Mer.<br />The fois gras from Caen.<br />The bread (la ficille) from Le Grenier à Pain in Rue des Abbesses, Paris.<br /><br />I have studied.<br />I have drooled.<br />I have tasted. *swoon*Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-43412202798840635712012-05-21T19:36:40.462+12:002012-05-21T19:36:40.462+12:00I do agree with her in a sense. I think you should...I do agree with her in a sense. I think you should be eating luxurious foods at all times.Sultanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506141014376919585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-84310079746457996592012-05-21T09:04:39.090+12:002012-05-21T09:04:39.090+12:00Morning RichardMorning RichardTwisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-56623427495331225742012-05-21T06:23:39.142+12:002012-05-21T06:23:39.142+12:00Morning TSB.Morning TSB.Richard (of RBB)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07245921253761836268noreply@blogger.com