tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post4057861577209910811..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: The Strange Scotsman (Part the Second)Twisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-84821936815356857992013-08-11T21:30:04.498+12:002013-08-11T21:30:04.498+12:00Well done that man. Unfortunately my Beloved like...Well done that man. Unfortunately my Beloved likes roses, so I've got to care for them in daylight. <i>but I sneak out at night and kill the bastards</i> I like your method, but it's just too obvious.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-29784625511266905672013-08-11T21:11:46.358+12:002013-08-11T21:11:46.358+12:00A house I bought had a row of roses... I tore them...A house I bought had a row of roses... I tore them out with the car... (Even more effective than Paraquat)Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-44225655147759788832013-08-10T23:12:25.300+12:002013-08-10T23:12:25.300+12:00Could be, could be, but saying anything would defe...Could be, could be, but saying anything would defeat the purpose of the story-telling methodology.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-27780492037703846292013-08-10T20:14:34.166+12:002013-08-10T20:14:34.166+12:00The tension is mounting.
I bet the twist at the en...The tension is mounting.<br />I bet the twist at the end is that you're really the Scotsman's father.<br />Or you were a ghost all along.<br />Something like that.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03005855332730927089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-83655204594730572232013-08-06T06:33:42.704+12:002013-08-06T06:33:42.704+12:00Possibly, but to ex-military, the word "ginge...Possibly, but to ex-military, the word "ginger" has slightly different connotations, especially when combined with a 'tache.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-48033109431067155142013-08-06T06:15:39.703+12:002013-08-06T06:15:39.703+12:00LOL.......at least the wandering Scot has a ginger...LOL.......at least the wandering Scot has a ginger 'tache - so you can at least tell he's genuine!Helenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13447013188405986054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-18605968897360873482013-08-06T02:59:47.266+12:002013-08-06T02:59:47.266+12:00DON'T TOUCH THE SYRUP.
It's sticky.
Enjo...DON'T TOUCH THE SYRUP.<br /><br />It's sticky.<br /><br />Enjoy canoehead land Oh aged one.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-4119263032858517492013-08-05T10:25:27.821+12:002013-08-05T10:25:27.821+12:00Hello TSB.
I arrived in Toronto yesterday and have...Hello TSB.<br />I arrived in Toronto yesterday and have already seen poutine. When you mentioned it in an earlier comment I had no idea what you meant. Seeing it depicted on a restaurant advertisement I still don't understand it. If I brave it I'll have to smother it in maple syrup.THE CURMUDGEONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747720629076703739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-42467503149289001242013-08-04T19:29:14.523+12:002013-08-04T19:29:14.523+12:00I hope he enjoys maple syrup.I hope he enjoys maple syrup.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-11435994107533495402013-08-04T08:06:37.873+12:002013-08-04T08:06:37.873+12:00Yep, should be in Canada now.Yep, should be in Canada now.Richard (of RBB)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07245921253761836268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-88080069985228852242013-08-03T21:31:21.143+12:002013-08-03T21:31:21.143+12:00Not quite second.
The Army recruits 18 year old be...Not quite second.<br />The Army recruits 18 year old because they are malleable, can be taught to follow orders and taught to kill, and they are sure of their immortality. Just like student teachers really.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-52337944693842838802013-08-03T21:04:07.996+12:002013-08-03T21:04:07.996+12:00"are what we professionals call "childre..."are what we professionals call "children""<br />The army recruits 18 year olds because they know their brains have not fully developed and have unreasonable expectations of their infallibility! Robert and the Catholicshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16679274548331944879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-67468088299969491922013-08-03T13:57:30.645+12:002013-08-03T13:57:30.645+12:00G'day ALW, which photo? The first one or the ...G'day ALW, which photo? The first one or the last one? I wouldn't say that Gingas are any more bad tempered or violent that the norm, but then I'm scared of what they'd do if I did.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-51731005550353114162013-08-03T13:39:14.295+12:002013-08-03T13:39:14.295+12:00I've have to tell my sister about this photo. ...I've have to tell my sister about this photo. She's a (faded) ginger and gets very irate about people portraying Gingers as stupid-bad tempered-stupid...oh maybe I won't tell her....About Last Weekendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04716571630418078937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-21378422746781751702013-08-03T13:34:20.665+12:002013-08-03T13:34:20.665+12:00Could be, could be, especially if they allow us to...Could be, could be, especially if they allow us to keep our claymores. (The swords, not the directional minesTwisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-57339756149779825702013-08-03T13:33:32.993+12:002013-08-03T13:33:32.993+12:00No sorry, the only thing I want to do to roses is ...No sorry, the only thing I want to do to roses is spray the thorny bastards with paraquat.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-11852051506006475602013-08-03T12:07:16.565+12:002013-08-03T12:07:16.565+12:00What is that TSB? When you become eligible for you...What is that TSB? When you become eligible for your OAP? and possibly decide to sit back and smell the rose? Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-34383112976282996372013-08-03T07:38:07.532+12:002013-08-03T07:38:07.532+12:00I feel like Clansmen would make the best teachers....I feel like Clansmen would make the best teachers.Sultanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506141014376919585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-2807119215017375692013-08-03T07:24:33.044+12:002013-08-03T07:24:33.044+12:00Thank you and welcome Helena, any friend of Jenny ...Thank you and welcome Helena, any friend of Jenny is welcome here, if you can put up with the slightly strange world view.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-71812747724284708412013-08-03T07:23:20.867+12:002013-08-03T07:23:20.867+12:00Morning Ricardo, TC flown away yet?Morning Ricardo, TC flown away yet?Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-2119883865508686962013-08-03T07:22:54.410+12:002013-08-03T07:22:54.410+12:00Ah Kymbo, if you only knew.
Of course if you real...Ah Kymbo, if you only knew.<br /><br />Of course if you really new than I would have to take steps.<br />Steps probably including 7.62mm messengers of death.<br /><br />Don't ask, it's probably safer.<br /><br />Anyway, I've only got another 5 years to run, then the statute of limitations runs out.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-49753835521334798972013-08-02T23:32:34.548+12:002013-08-02T23:32:34.548+12:00I had to pop over and check out your blog after re...I had to pop over and check out your blog after reading your username from Jenny's latest post! It's a cracker. I'll call back sometime soon!Helenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13447013188405986054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-55744960510015139202013-08-02T06:40:15.004+12:002013-08-02T06:40:15.004+12:00Morning TSB.Morning TSB.Richard (of RBB)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07245921253761836268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-81167651736924304352013-08-01T21:22:02.898+12:002013-08-01T21:22:02.898+12:00Why would anyone want to be a teacher...I thought ...Why would anyone want to be a teacher...I thought it was a bit like the first people to come here to OZ...they sorta had no choice in the matter. <br />So what terrible crime did you do that ended you up in the teaching profession?Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-83141102410681345092013-08-01T06:19:52.212+12:002013-08-01T06:19:52.212+12:00Thank you fishducky. I'm trying to keep it li...Thank you fishducky. I'm trying to keep it light now, because it gets quite a bit darker later on.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.com