tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post5162707076748858093..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: Being a ProfessionalTwisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-90946148137125795082012-08-23T05:38:36.010+12:002012-08-23T05:38:36.010+12:00Thank you Alistair, I cannot really explain about ...Thank you Alistair, I cannot really explain about how I find the pictures. It's a talent.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-35109052657190623292012-08-23T01:46:05.330+12:002012-08-23T01:46:05.330+12:00Cracking post TSB
The post that is - although the...Cracking post TSB<br /><br />The post that is - although the photo of the balance challenged young lady is aesthetically pleasing too.......<br /><br />where do you find them.........?<br /><br />{don't answer that - I spend enough time on-line already}Alistairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16667242161539996736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-78473722431999255692012-08-19T06:44:50.232+12:002012-08-19T06:44:50.232+12:00Ah, but the buggers don't have a sense of humo...Ah, but the buggers don't have a sense of humour, so they think my paper is "serious". They'll probably end up doing some research on my columns.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-54085774599535784632012-08-18T23:53:49.420+12:002012-08-18T23:53:49.420+12:00I didn't do any of this co-operative learning ...I didn't do any of this co-operative learning crap. That's because I have two degrees and a teaching certificate, and they are children. Of course you try to make it interesting, but discipline comes first.<br /><br />Your talent to bullshit is so good the brighter ones in the assessers' cloisters might allow themselves a little smile at the fact that you're taking the piss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-33067196637547700552012-08-16T14:22:03.627+12:002012-08-16T14:22:03.627+12:00Ringo probably stands awkwardly in the morning bec...Ringo probably stands awkwardly in the morning because even that early in the day he is bursting full of crap!Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-56914106052548178982012-08-16T05:52:09.069+12:002012-08-16T05:52:09.069+12:00Ah, Jenny, such a skill is highly marketable in th...Ah, Jenny, such a skill is highly marketable in the gold-plated corridors of the ivory towers of academe. You could be a professor.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-41105958287852946062012-08-16T03:16:55.312+12:002012-08-16T03:16:55.312+12:00I would be extremely tempted to make up a whole lo...I would be extremely tempted to make up a whole load of new words and write them down in what sounded like a sensible sentence, but wasn't. (Why was it that I could never hold down a job again? )Jenny Woolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16881781466502273314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-76702702631188557472012-08-15T23:58:56.829+12:002012-08-15T23:58:56.829+12:00I used to work in corporate Europe, and trust me, ...I used to work in corporate Europe, and trust me, they're not that different.<br /><br />I've tried running for office, but it seems that I'm too honest.<br /><br />When I told the committee that:<br />A was an asshole.<br />B was a perverted ass-licking brown-nosing corrupt bastard<br />C ouldn't find his own ass with a both hands, an Aegis radar and shirt-lifting ferret<br /><br />They decided that my services would not be required.<br /><br />It turned out that A, B and C were all related in one form or another to various members of the committee.<br /><br />Some people just cannot abide honesty.<br /><br />Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-51340993424412844222012-08-15T23:29:53.966+12:002012-08-15T23:29:53.966+12:00Actually, it's no different that corporate Ame...Actually, it's no different that corporate America (if that's any comfort, which I'm sure it isn't). We have goals to achieve and highest heights to hit. <br /><br />Have you ever thought of running for office? A government could use the kind of verbal bullshit-subterfuge you wield like a ninja skill.The Unbearable Banishmenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05704208968630911021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-8055549110781815872012-08-15T22:59:35.953+12:002012-08-15T22:59:35.953+12:00Thanks for the link, and you're quite right. ...Thanks for the link, and you're quite right. The looney left have won, and we've all lost. <br /><br />Strange to see in that post Richard{of RBB] commenting in his original form.<br /><br />Quite refreshing.<br />Like seeing a nubile young gel suddenly ripping of her corset.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-87276048008391531752012-08-15T22:40:07.428+12:002012-08-15T22:40:07.428+12:00Ha ha - the old duster missile. I had to duck a fe...Ha ha - the old duster missile. I had to duck a few of those thrown by psycho Brother Paulinus. See:<br /><br />http://grumpyoldmanreturnsnz.blogspot.co.nz/2008/10/oh-brother-paulinus-where-art-thou.htmlTHE CURMUDGEONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747720629076703739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-66193510788052901182012-08-15T20:53:04.969+12:002012-08-15T20:53:04.969+12:00HAHAHA.
No.
I wasn't there this morning for t...HAHAHA.<br />No.<br /><br />I wasn't there this morning for two reasons.<br /><br />1. The blonde art lady's hubby was in a car accident, and I had to arrange emergeny cover.<br />2. We were being told how to do a Karakia, and I refuse to listen to such superstitious claptrap.<br /><br />I have noticed his tendency to stand in rather an odd way, but I put it down to piles.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-26023807487909466132012-08-15T20:24:26.795+12:002012-08-15T20:24:26.795+12:00Have you ever noticed that, when the dancing bear ...Have you ever noticed that, when the dancing bear and Runner are missing from staff briefing and Ringo is the guy who gets to kick things off, he adopts a pose that one might adopt if one was going to take a dump while standing very straight? Richard (of RBB)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07245921253761836268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-69521978696900107072012-08-15T19:20:39.750+12:002012-08-15T19:20:39.750+12:00Good comment. I'm still not completely sure w...Good comment. I'm still not completely sure what it really means, except I'm against it because Ringo uses the f*cking word all the f*cking time.<br /><br />Well done for not punching. I bet you were teacher's pet.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-72755928462423504232012-08-15T19:19:21.960+12:002012-08-15T19:19:21.960+12:00Ah, happy times, happy times.
Apart from the stra...Ah, happy times, happy times.<br /><br />Apart from the strap (the Tawse in Scotland) detentions, lines, homework that you <i>didn't</i> get paid for, gaberdine raincoats, school caps, cold homes, boring food, manualy powered dentist's drills and worst of all, woollen bathing costumes. Have you ever tried to swim in such garments, already saturated with sand, in the freezing waters of "summer" seas off Aberdeen?<br /><br />Just don't.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-89836521884495852482012-08-15T16:30:22.579+12:002012-08-15T16:30:22.579+12:00Im going to have to read this again because I'...Im going to have to read this again because I'm still unsure what pedagogy means (yes I was one of those ones who never listened...but at least I never punched anyone)About Last Weekendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04716571630418078937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-87459661639182278412012-08-15T13:54:39.776+12:002012-08-15T13:54:39.776+12:00Ah, now I'm reminiscing about the hole in the ...Ah, now I'm reminiscing about the hole in the gib behind my head in the maths classroom. Mr Sammons was a very good shot, but I used to duck in time, to the detriment of the wall.Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01962931483973457516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-33644628320155852292012-08-15T09:32:22.086+12:002012-08-15T09:32:22.086+12:00TrueTrueTwisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-85267608397250670102012-08-15T06:45:38.059+12:002012-08-15T06:45:38.059+12:00Hi Tempo,
I too am a veteran of the "old scho...Hi Tempo,<br />I too am a veteran of the "old school", with the scars from the ruler over the knuckles. I remember the sound of the wood and felt eraser (we called them dusters)whistling just over my head. I was talkative amd Miss McPherson (may she burn in hell)was a very bad shot, to the detriment of Annie Porter who sat just behind me.<br /><br />Why, pray tell did you delete your ½ page rave?<br /><br />We all enjoy a good rant, and I'm gld you're feling better.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-74418193465563969452012-08-15T03:21:13.037+12:002012-08-15T03:21:13.037+12:00Ha! But you'll have made friends of every teac...Ha! But you'll have made friends of every teacher there...Austanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05568578637922817033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-13443922447752023812012-08-14T23:40:19.757+12:002012-08-14T23:40:19.757+12:00Being a bit 'old school' myself I'd fi...Being a bit 'old school' myself I'd find this kind of political correct bullshit overwhelming, I might well tell them what I thought of their emails and forms. I grew up in a time when your irritated teacher might slap you in the ear if you continue to talk in his class, where the humble Black Board eraser becomes a flying missile with your name on it should you ignore teacher. But you know what? I respected my teachers and I learned a fair bit. <br /><br />(I deleted my 1/2 page rave...I do feel better now I've got that off my chest)Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-35431650521788106602012-08-14T21:27:12.857+12:002012-08-14T21:27:12.857+12:00Sorry Steve, nobody, and I mean nobody would belie...Sorry Steve, nobody, and I mean nobody would believe that if they've ever seen me dance.<br /><br />It's not so much interpretive as bloody awful.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-37340871820895064522012-08-14T21:25:45.927+12:002012-08-14T21:25:45.927+12:00I remember that there was a film, but I can rememb...I remember that there was a film, but I can remember absolutely nothing about the plot.<br /><br />Actually the eductionalists do have such a movie. It's called "Apocalypse Now".Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-752382821282190412012-08-14T21:23:04.002+12:002012-08-14T21:23:04.002+12:00Well, we've always got a choice about the stup...Well, we've always got a choice about the stupidity.<br />Laugh, cry or keep the finger clenched on the AK-74.<br /><br />Not that I'm an inspiration; I like to think of myself as more of a bad influence.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-63201894670177252842012-08-14T20:18:48.290+12:002012-08-14T20:18:48.290+12:00Tell them you're going to teach everything usi...Tell them you're going to teach everything using the medium of interpretive dance.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03005855332730927089noreply@blogger.com