tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post7783846144569162500..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: I'm an Official Kiwi.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-18045597824922014092012-03-17T20:54:02.844+13:002012-03-17T20:54:02.844+13:00Laoch: Yes. Actually more than one, and not so mu...Laoch: Yes. Actually more than one, and not so much a brew, more of a distillation.<br /><br />Alistair: Thanks. To be fair, we wanted the whole thing kept low-key. There's too much instant celebrity these days, and I don't want to be included in the next "reality" TV show.<br /><br />Yonks: Ooops, silly me. Funny how I could guess someone's nationaity from a photo. <br />As far as the sleep goes, <br />try Horlicks.<br />Try Horlicks made with Honey<br />Try Horlicks made with Honey and Whisky.<br /><br />Curmudgeon: Ah, a Monty Python fan I presume. Plenty of hurling later, but not cattle. More chunder.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-73872051197178899932012-03-17T18:17:44.415+13:002012-03-17T18:17:44.415+13:00I don't know much about the culture but I was ...I don't know much about the culture but I was expecting someone farting in your general direction and hurling cattle as part of the ceremony after I saw the pic.grinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03916101406698502578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-7095903931428306702012-03-17T08:09:11.706+13:002012-03-17T08:09:11.706+13:00Wish I could sleep!
That's not me in the pic ...Wish I could sleep!<br /><br />That's not me in the pic at St. Donats, that's Meg from Pigtown Design and she is American!<br />Di<br />:-)YONKShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02659751063643621817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-41551866100476647452012-03-14T23:41:16.135+13:002012-03-14T23:41:16.135+13:00Belated congratulations TSB. Never saw anything on...Belated congratulations TSB. Never saw anything on the news over here about you leaving us. TV reorting's just not what it once was maybe.<br /><br />Perhaps you should also be known as 'Twisted Bloody Kiwi' or 'Teaching Bloody Kiwis'.Alistairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16667242161539996736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-71821796868691946412012-03-14T06:32:16.571+13:002012-03-14T06:32:16.571+13:00Nice. Congratulations. Hopefully you are having ...Nice. Congratulations. Hopefully you are having a celebratory brew.Sultanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506141014376919585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-73142724818301934722012-03-14T05:50:49.694+13:002012-03-14T05:50:49.694+13:00Richard: Thank you, I'm glad to be here. I wa...Richard: Thank you, I'm glad to be here. I was going to add a kiwi-ism, but I didn't want it to sound fake. See you this Arvo if I'm not crook and trapped in the dunny.<br /><br />Patience_Crabstick: Thank you<br /><br />Shackleford Hurtmore: Thank you and no. I've got my own woodie thank you very much.<br /><br />VG: Thank you, but I'm perfectly happy with my kilt. The pupu doesn't go with the steely-blue colour of my varicose veins.<br /><br /><br />TC: Thank you. I never could make up my mind in a hurry.<br /><br />Furtheron: It is a bit odd. I had to take the oath of alliegance when I got commisioned, and while I didn't mind giving it to Big Liz, I wasn't to keen on Phil the Greek.<br />One of the many reasons why we moved here was to live in a country that actually won something at a sport. I think the last major prize Scotland won was in 1987. For Tiddliewinks.<br /><br />Never forget. It doesn't matter that Scotland wins, as long a England loses.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-33060185060368577902012-03-13T23:17:50.991+13:002012-03-13T23:17:50.991+13:00Congrats - always find it funny that you move some...Congrats - always find it funny that you move somewhere like that and have to swear this and that, often to our Queen but us lot born and bred here never do any of that - I've never had to prove anything about my loyalty to the Queen and country at all... odd... anyway given when James VI of Scotland became James I of England after a disastrous bit of succession planning by Henry VIII and his offspring arguably we have a Scottish queen... well more German...<br /><br />Ok look I'm English - I shout at England rugby players giving stupid penalties away in our 22 - clearly I'm English.Furtheronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11903753972242964410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-49733802134679367342012-03-13T20:47:59.798+13:002012-03-13T20:47:59.798+13:00Yes, well done. A bit late mind - the clearances w...Yes, well done. A bit late mind - the clearances were nearly two centuries ago.THE CURMUDGEONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747720629076703739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-23892077139272861792012-03-13T19:55:01.760+13:002012-03-13T19:55:01.760+13:00Kia Ora.
Ka Pai! Nau Mai Haere Mai!
Welcome to t...Kia Ora. <br />Ka Pai! Nau Mai Haere Mai!<br /><br />Welcome to the clan of Upper Hutt<br />(Awa Kairangi). <br /><br />Many congratulations to you and your whanau. I truly hope "She'll be right mate" for many many years to come.<br /><br />Time to trade the kilt for a grass skirt (pupu) now. Go see Auntie Huia. Am sure she has some spares from Kapa Haka or she could run one up for you.Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-18546787721424611872012-03-13T15:53:06.574+13:002012-03-13T15:53:06.574+13:00Congratulations. Will you stop drinking that Scott...Congratulations. Will you stop drinking that Scottish muck now and switch over to proper Kiwi-style whisky, like Woodies?Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01962931483973457516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-79828461542649069002012-03-13T10:52:20.054+13:002012-03-13T10:52:20.054+13:00Congratulations.Congratulations.Patience_Crabstickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860012969550268614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-21540938170191789492012-03-13T06:14:00.397+13:002012-03-13T06:14:00.397+13:00Well done Twisted. Good to have you on board cobbe...Well done Twisted. Good to have you on board cobber! You'll find being a kiwi is not too bad. Strewth, that's true.Richard (of RBB)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07245921253761836268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-47318636397798218332012-03-13T06:13:43.713+13:002012-03-13T06:13:43.713+13:00Well done Twisted. Good to have you on board cobbe...Well done Twisted. Good to have you on board cobber! You'll find being a kiwi is not too bad. Strewth, that's true.Richard (of RBB)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07245921253761836268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-57061437657816562762012-03-13T05:39:27.444+13:002012-03-13T05:39:27.444+13:00Austan: Possibly, but as I remain sentimental for ...Austan: Possibly, but as I remain sentimental for the "Auld Country" I think I'll remain TSB. <br /><br />TKB sounds like a make of firearm or a vaguely threatening security apparatus from the old days of the cold warTwisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-28978449725767491412012-03-13T05:31:01.524+13:002012-03-13T05:31:01.524+13:00Congrats, TSB! Does this make you Twisted Kiwi Bas...Congrats, TSB! Does this make you Twisted Kiwi Bastard now? :DAustanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05568578637922817033noreply@blogger.com