tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post8089171988670710913..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: TSB Bombs (Part the Third)Twisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-22092207130064308142014-05-06T13:22:39.313+12:002014-05-06T13:22:39.313+12:00Well at least there was no explosions. Well at least there was no explosions. Mary Kirklandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04991095291522043588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-61118336960629736182014-03-30T22:46:57.867+13:002014-03-30T22:46:57.867+13:00This is a mining town and believe it or not we hav...This is a mining town and believe it or not we have so much Ammonium Nitrate that we use it as a garden fertiliser (were not supposed to mind you) <br />As for language, it seems that early Aussies hated the British so much that they actively changed as much as they could to be unlike anything from the old country. . . and it worked. We are thoroughly unliked by the British...Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-395428463495928282014-03-30T20:14:39.846+13:002014-03-30T20:14:39.846+13:00Bits of me were boggling as well.Bits of me were boggling as well.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-22382944012272456002014-03-30T20:13:57.332+13:002014-03-30T20:13:57.332+13:00Thank you TC. Knowing that my pain causes others ...Thank you TC. Knowing that my pain causes others a brief moment of laughter makes it all worthwhile somehow.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-76475436130148278952014-03-30T20:08:27.722+13:002014-03-30T20:08:27.722+13:00Ha, ha. I have an image in my mind of that scene i...Ha, ha. I have an image in my mind of that scene in 'Something About Mary' with the 'frank and beans' caught in the zipper.THE CURMUDGEONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747720629076703739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-53237879813880872142014-03-30T18:16:42.973+13:002014-03-30T18:16:42.973+13:00Hmmmn the mind boggles. Hmmmn the mind boggles. Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-77198061899067859712014-03-30T13:03:51.490+13:002014-03-30T13:03:51.490+13:00Sort of.
It was what was CAUGHT in the twisted kn...Sort of.<br /><br />It was what was CAUGHT in the twisted knickers that was the problem.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-79642367428735823942014-03-30T13:01:56.795+13:002014-03-30T13:01:56.795+13:00Yep.
It's almost as bad as trying to FIRE a pl...Yep.<br />It's almost as bad as trying to FIRE a plastic gun made in a 3D printer.<br /><br />New fingers anyone?Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-40907943293184939812014-03-30T12:03:27.844+13:002014-03-30T12:03:27.844+13:00What happened? Did you get your knickers in a twis...What happened? Did you get your knickers in a twist?Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-34113322533719516612014-03-30T11:51:23.754+13:002014-03-30T11:51:23.754+13:00That phone sounds excellent for terrorist activiti...That phone sounds excellent for terrorist activities and drug lords. One wonders why they manufacture them. Did you know they have 3D printers that can make plastic guns? Now, THERE'S a terrible idea. Exile on Pain Streethttp://exileonpainstreet.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-34814041917484129722014-03-29T15:46:54.265+13:002014-03-29T15:46:54.265+13:00It came as a bot of a shock to me as well.
I had ...It came as a bot of a shock to me as well.<br /><br />I had thought that they'd be speaking English.<br /><br />See <a href="http://kiwidoug.co.nz/NZLanguage.html" rel="nofollow"> here </a>for a translation aid.<br /><br />No, that wasn't true. It never ever happened. We all saw that it never ever happened, even though some deluded kids <i>thought</i> it did. Silly boys and girls.<br /><br />We don't have HR.<br /><br />We have me.<br /><i><b>Bwahahahahaha</b></i><br /><br />It's referred to as disposable, but it's really a cheap brick phone, with a simple and cheap sim card on a pay and use plan. No names. addresses or account numbers are stored by the company, so the police don't really know who's using it.<br /><br />Thanks. I'm glad nothing precious was hurt as well. The kids were ok as well.<br /><br />I/we "know" who it was. He's no longer here. The cops now have the phone number. The kid probably won't do it again, as he will no longer be here to see the results, seemingly a requirement for this type of behaviour.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-20292295348949574882014-03-29T14:34:35.826+13:002014-03-29T14:34:35.826+13:00Thank you for the translation courtesy. What the h...Thank you for the translation courtesy. What the hell is a paddock did, indeed, cross my mind. The world has SHRUNK.<br /><br />So someone used the pupils as a bullet proof barrier? Is that true? Clever, but didn't that necessitate a trip to human resources for a little talk?<br /><br />I wasn't aware there were disposable phones. I'm so old and out of it. I need to get out more often.<br /><br />I'm glad that nobody, especially your nether regions, were hurt. I'd like to know the kid that did that. Don't be surprised if it happens again and again. Exile on Pain Streethttp://exileonpainstreet.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-19656905843074906292014-03-29T12:34:18.782+13:002014-03-29T12:34:18.782+13:00Richard(of RBB) who works with me, well under me n...Richard(of RBB) who works with me, well under me now I suppose, since my AMAZING PROMOTION. Did I tell you I had been appointed ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL? was a wee bit upset at my reference to his rusting red heap. <br /><br />I tell it as I see it.<br /><br />We did have a robbery at our local dairy a few years ago, when two young men (read ex-pupils of Nuevo Lazio High School) took an armful of cigarettes at knifepoint. <br /><br />The funniest I've heard was when 3 guys tried to rob m local liquor store in Silverstream, and the Asian owner saw them off with his Hockey stick. It was all caught on CCTV.<br /><br />Great shot of him chasing the bastards down the street, whacking them on the back of their heads and arses with his trusty hockey stick. Hilarious.<br /><br />Gunmen in Oakland, not so funny. Glad your kiddies are OKTwisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-45075572263531792192014-03-29T12:27:07.015+13:002014-03-29T12:27:07.015+13:00Hilarious about the car! I guess teachers need to ...Hilarious about the car! I guess teachers need to be paid more..or he's taken it off road."If there is a robbery at the nearby dairy (Kiwitalk for the local shop. " made me LOL. We live in Oakland and my oldest two have had two lockdowns with actual armed gunmen, They came whining about how boring it was hiding under the deskAbout Last Weekendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04716571630418078937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-88751966929936345122014-03-29T10:13:09.441+13:002014-03-29T10:13:09.441+13:00You must be prescient Trish.
If you don't min...You must be prescient Trish.<br /><br />If you don't mind me saying so, your use of Pop Up in this context could be construed as extremely bad taste.<br /><br />Nothing is going to "Pop Up" for me, for many, many days.<br /><br />I don't think about it either.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-86829026305910467312014-03-29T10:11:04.595+13:002014-03-29T10:11:04.595+13:00What on earth makes you think that I want the litt...What on earth makes you think that I want the little b*stards to be satisfied?<br /><br />I don't want satisfaction.<br /><br />I want respect and/or fear.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-26115402588661954922014-03-29T09:17:59.873+13:002014-03-29T09:17:59.873+13:00How weird that I should bring up the subject of yo...How weird that I should bring up the subject of your nether regions in the previous post and they should pop up in this one. Did they pop up? I don't really want to think about it.Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119443727504215312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-5724431830128709482014-03-29T05:50:00.606+13:002014-03-29T05:50:00.606+13:00I rescind my previous comment, it was a smart piec...I rescind my previous comment, it was a smart piece of police work! Obviously there's nothing worth bombing in your school, so it had to be a hoax carried out by a pupil. You should have told the police how your old meat-and-two-veg were suffering. The news would have leaked and pupils with grudges might have been satisfied.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-50106104764572323272014-03-28T22:42:48.323+13:002014-03-28T22:42:48.323+13:00Thank you Jenny.
I was really proud of how I reac...Thank you Jenny.<br /><br />I was really proud of how I reacted under stress. I hardly cried at all.<br /><br />As far as the photos are concerned?<br /><br />It's a gift.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-45607130134116633952014-03-28T22:23:46.280+13:002014-03-28T22:23:46.280+13:00Great story! and your choice of photos is perfect ...Great story! and your choice of photos is perfect and really made me laugh when read alongside the text. Jenny Woolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16881781466502273314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-30025083507384413642014-03-28T16:08:14.811+13:002014-03-28T16:08:14.811+13:00You said it Jen. It was uncomfortable in the extr...You said it Jen. It was uncomfortable in the extreme.<br /><br />But, I'm an ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL now, and am able to ignore most discomforts.<br /><br />The ice was nice later though.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-15560555302842837392014-03-28T13:46:08.132+13:002014-03-28T13:46:08.132+13:00My goodness, what an inconvenient time to have &qu...My goodness, what an inconvenient time to have "issues" in the nether regions.Patience_Crabstickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860012969550268614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-34133408253769724882014-03-28T11:29:04.274+13:002014-03-28T11:29:04.274+13:00Bloody Hell, an Aussie talking about accents?
It&#...Bloody Hell, an Aussie talking about accents?<br />It's a purer form of our <i>common</i> language than the cockney-originating gobble you lot growl.<br /><br />Actually, we ALL wanted the bloody place to go up in smoke. We really need new buildings and at least 20th century facilities.<br /><br />Yes I have, and I'm not allowed to talk about it.<br /><br />Just because I've got a couple of 50kg bags of prilled Ammonium Nitrate in my shed is pure coincidence.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-156907230914299882014-03-28T11:26:07.038+13:002014-03-28T11:26:07.038+13:00Thanks Pearl.
That gives me a warm glow around my...Thanks Pearl.<br /><br />That gives me a warm glow around my heart.<br /><br />I know it does, because the jar I keep it in is getting warm and emitting a rosy light.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-88279895231346639562014-03-28T11:00:01.488+13:002014-03-28T11:00:01.488+13:00I spent a little time in NZ and spent most of it w...I spent a little time in NZ and spent most of it wondering what the locals were talking about, I looks like English written down, but it sure doesn't sound like English. . <br />I'd congratulate you on the survival of the school, it's buildings and the students but I'm not at all sure thats what you had in mind. . . You have had military training haven't you? Bomb making perhaps....Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.com