tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post8648738689100867875..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: Not WellTwisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-75382385409473403322012-05-30T16:04:50.597+12:002012-05-30T16:04:50.597+12:00"Teachers are dropping like flies."
Not..."Teachers are dropping like flies."<br /><br />Not surprising if some of them go around holding turds in their hands see: http://richardsbassbag.blogspot.co.nz/2012/05/bad-day.htmlTHE CURMUDGEONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747720629076703739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-24028319209269362152012-05-29T20:23:38.046+12:002012-05-29T20:23:38.046+12:00Almost YONKS, should be almost back to normal tomo...Almost YONKS, should be almost back to normal tomorrow. I'll put up a quick post tonight if I get the time. It's really busy at NLHS at the moment. Teachers are dropping like flies.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-67739416800561330492012-05-29T20:22:07.409+12:002012-05-29T20:22:07.409+12:00Thanks Jenny Woolf. It took until Tuesday before ...Thanks Jenny Woolf. It took until Tuesday before I felt even part-way human again. I hope to be fully human to morrow, but I bet my students won't think so.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-20644067302444011122012-05-29T19:55:40.808+12:002012-05-29T19:55:40.808+12:00Are you done being sick yet?
Di
XAre you done being sick yet?<br />Di<br />XYONKShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02659751063643621817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-3670622232101558112012-05-29T08:07:59.803+12:002012-05-29T08:07:59.803+12:00Ugh - with feeling. :( Hope you're better soon...Ugh - with feeling. :( Hope you're better soon.Jenny Woolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16881781466502273314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-91001430242471679732012-05-28T06:00:06.297+12:002012-05-28T06:00:06.297+12:00nursemyra: It's not as serious as it used to b...nursemyra: It's not as serious as it used to be seeing as I've lost most of my scalp follicles.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-64610072832624051162012-05-28T05:58:40.350+12:002012-05-28T05:58:40.350+12:00Thanks for the virtual pat Tracy, I ALWAYS respect...Thanks for the virtual pat Tracy, I ALWAYS respect wives. Ladies with an intimate knowledge of sharp knives and rolling pins are too dangerous not to be respected.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-51701397747839222742012-05-28T05:56:08.539+12:002012-05-28T05:56:08.539+12:00Sometimes it's difficult to get the pupils to ...Sometimes it's difficult to get the pupils to do anything else. Being a tree comes so naturaly to them.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-22151828022925069752012-05-27T19:34:03.101+12:002012-05-27T19:34:03.101+12:00your hair hurts? that sounds seriousyour hair hurts? that sounds seriousnursemyrahttp://nursemyra.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-68513451452249817872012-05-27T16:53:08.535+12:002012-05-27T16:53:08.535+12:00Ps. just read the comment below about not needing ...Ps. just read the comment below about not needing a massage from any pretty ladies due to your jealous Beloved. Very funny but just to be sure, I said a PAT, not a massage. I too am somebody's jealous Beloved so I fully understand ;-) I always respect Wives.<br /><br />Tracy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-15921419754389702702012-05-27T16:46:40.128+12:002012-05-27T16:46:40.128+12:00I am literally laughing out loud at telling the pu...I am literally laughing out loud at telling the pupils to act like they're trees. When I read your blog I prefer to just smile because my family think I'm nuts laughing at a dead, inanimate computer screen. It's always the same: starts out as a smile, then turns into a rumble in my tummy and out comes the chuckle.<br /><br />Tracy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-66404490263041817112012-05-27T16:43:13.062+12:002012-05-27T16:43:13.062+12:00Awww, you are so lovable. : -) Sending an affect...Awww, you are so lovable. : -) Sending an affectionate pat on that bald head of yours. Hopefully you're feeling slightly better today.<br /><br />Tracy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-82342160300392184372012-05-27T10:07:20.637+12:002012-05-27T10:07:20.637+12:00Thank you, I hope to.Thank you, I hope to.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-15434961053413534962012-05-27T10:06:52.517+12:002012-05-27T10:06:52.517+12:00Don't take a hissy fit, the massage was only a...Don't take a hissy fit, the massage was only a suggestion. Pompous isn't in the same category as Ringo. He doesn't have a hidden agenda, but he's allowed hmself to be manipulated by Ringo too often. He now hates Ringo with the same amount of dripping venom as the ret of us.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-51483934556894995262012-05-27T04:54:22.732+12:002012-05-27T04:54:22.732+12:00Ugh, I hope you feel better soon.Ugh, I hope you feel better soon.Sultanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506141014376919585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-85327132824137248142012-05-26T18:19:09.953+12:002012-05-26T18:19:09.953+12:00What on earth made you think I wanted to massage y...What on earth made you think I wanted to massage your scalp? No thanks. But it was jsut a suggestion. Maybe your Beloved would like too? Well I'm pleased Ringo is no longer hands on the relief these days (Oh dear that does'nt sound too good does it). He must have done a great job of stuffing that up too in the past.<br />Is Mr Braces/Pompous really that bad? He sounds as condescending as Ringo. Perhaps thsi is considered to be a necessary quality in the DP's at NLHS? Power and Position really seem to go to some individuals heads eh? Bloody Power Trippers.Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-56968068831241823102012-05-26T15:10:16.723+12:002012-05-26T15:10:16.723+12:00Hiya VG. Ringo is no longer the relief backup. I...Hiya VG. Ringo is no longer the relief backup. It's now (as Richard describes him ) Pompous.<br /><br />ANY WHISKY greatfully recieved. I don't discriminate.<br /><br />Unfortuntely, I have very little scalp left to massage.<br /><br />Old soldiers, even with the Caps lock on, are sensitive and delicate. We've seen too much sh*t with too many crap commanders to bother with present day conventions.<br /><br />I've also get a very jealous Beloved, with a very sharp gelding knife. So any offers from attractive ladies to massage any part of my anatomy has to ne discouraged. Sorry.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-15351275315866334862012-05-26T13:56:59.006+12:002012-05-26T13:56:59.006+12:00Get better TSB. NLHS will collapse without your pr...Get better TSB. NLHS will collapse without your presence for too long, especially if Ringo has too take over the relief coverage. Let me know if you need some whisky sent up the hill toyour castle. Still got plenty of my late Uncles stash here, and we don't drink the stuff.<br /><br />Sounds like you need a gentle scalp massage.<br /><br />Rest up old boy and take care. REMEMBER YOU ARE A FORMER SOLDIER SO SHOULD THEREFORE BE TOUGH AS OLD BOOTS.Valley Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-4553202927064953702012-05-26T12:11:11.170+12:002012-05-26T12:11:11.170+12:00If I were you, I would give your brother-in-law a ...If I were you, I would give your brother-in-law a good smack.<br />You're right it doesn't feel helpful.<br /><br />I find when I'm not feeling too good that I tend to eat fattening comfort foods.<br />I got up at 5am this morning and had a bowl of mashed potatoes with extra butter and cream.<br /><br />Yum.<br /><br />Thanks for the tip about the Angel Eyes. I've sourced it here in NZ, and it's about $35 for 75g, so I'll be keen to see the results with your little Teddy.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-32857219774510980912012-05-26T12:07:32.363+12:002012-05-26T12:07:32.363+12:00Thanks YaH. Vodka?
Never touch the stuff.
but w...Thanks YaH. Vodka?<br /><br />Never touch the stuff.<br /><br />but wait.<br /><br />You've given me an idea.<br /><br />I quite often drink hot Ribena when I feel unwell. Maybe I should try it with an admixture of vodka.<br /><br />I'll let you know.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-78789069579778668862012-05-26T12:05:34.239+12:002012-05-26T12:05:34.239+12:00Weekends are supposed to be for rest & relaxat...Weekends are supposed to be for rest & relaxation, not lying (moaning in desperate anguish)in bed. Ah well, life's a bitch and then you die. Or you go back to teaching. Not quite sure what is worse.<br /><br />The hair is strange. I must admit to feeling this way before, but it was after my lovely daughter's wedding, and I know the cause was slightly excessive alcohol consumption.<br /><br />It seems so unfair that I've hardly touched a drop.<br /><br />Thanks for the sympathy.<br /><br />I'm just going to run my beard trimmer over my scalp to reduce the follicle leaverage and see if it helps.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-39507616507181783772012-05-26T12:00:44.820+12:002012-05-26T12:00:44.820+12:00I'm sorry if Pompous had a go at you. Hobbit ...I'm sorry if Pompous had a go at you. Hobbit sent me an email with a (sort of) lesson plan. I forwarded it to Pompous, but not until about 9:30, which was when I surfaced from the semi-coma I had been in for the last 14 hours.<br />Sorry if you were inconvenienced.<br /><br />Did you help him.<br /><br />My standard resonse to any queries about "drama Lessons" is to say "Get the little buggers to pretend they're trees.<br /><br />I should be back Monday.<br /><br />Did everything go smoothly?Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-17579190558227346162012-05-26T09:12:45.097+12:002012-05-26T09:12:45.097+12:00Oh my gosh. As my brother in law always says in an...Oh my gosh. As my brother in law always says in any event: "At least you'll lose weight." Sorry that wasn't helpful...(PS the clear eye stuff for small dogs is called 'Angel Eyes' You put quarter teaspoon in their food every day. Will let you know in a month if it works.)About Last Weekendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04716571630418078937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-55368164593198966442012-05-26T08:55:36.464+12:002012-05-26T08:55:36.464+12:00ooh horrid......go to bed....or drink vodka..... I...ooh horrid......go to bed....or drink vodka..... I'm trying both after my week.....feel better!!Young at Hearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07585882466695145340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-84907728109072286732012-05-26T08:34:13.096+12:002012-05-26T08:34:13.096+12:00Poor you, and needing the weekend to continue the ...Poor you, and needing the weekend to continue the healing is a cruel trick by nature. That hair hurting thing - I know exactly what you mean, each follicle a super sensitive portal to increase the aching in your head.Traceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02050750752996959453noreply@blogger.com