tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post9010965490490220632..comments2024-03-12T18:18:10.646+13:00Comments on How the hell does this work?: TSB Bombs (Part the 2nd)Twisted Scottish Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-39866115445306720712014-03-28T06:44:05.636+13:002014-03-28T06:44:05.636+13:00Hi Icy Highs, and welcome. For some reason the Rep...Hi Icy Highs, and welcome. For some reason the Reply button is not working this morning, so I've had to just add this comment after yours.<br /><br />BTW, what do you mean promising? Try some of the older posts to get the flavour of debauchery, cynicism and dry witTwisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-64738535183981238082014-03-27T22:19:26.055+13:002014-03-27T22:19:26.055+13:00this is promising stuff. this is promising stuff. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00606857660947384949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-58712346024148009782014-03-27T20:08:55.548+13:002014-03-27T20:08:55.548+13:00I'm sometimes having similar problems. It mus...I'm sometimes having similar problems. It must be Google's© way forward to world domination.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-12553876373148299402014-03-27T11:30:43.737+13:002014-03-27T11:30:43.737+13:00Im having all sorts of problem with different acco...Im having all sorts of problem with different accounts linking together (without permission) and stuffing things up. For weeks at a time Im unable to sign into some accounts so when they do let me in Im afraid to point out that theyre using the information from an unrelated account. This one is from Google+ which constantly fights with Blogger for ultimate supremacy..Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-61249557155611537202014-03-27T06:27:55.008+13:002014-03-27T06:27:55.008+13:00Well done Lad.
You've just scored 0% in your ...Well done Lad.<br /><br />You've just scored 0% in your test.<br /><br />1. We are always right. We may be wrong, but WE know we are right.<br />2. Excitement is bad. (It cuts into our mandatory snooze time)<br />3. Adventure? We don't know the meaning of the word, and just in case, we've had it cut out of our dictionaries.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-52969691870978781342014-03-27T06:25:35.382+13:002014-03-27T06:25:35.382+13:00We have to treat all such warnings seriously, even...We have to treat all such warnings seriously, even though it's just the kids at risk.. (Teachers are shielded by our armour of absolute certainty)<br />Some teenagers NEVER leave their semi-vegetative state.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-31878649878056386162014-03-27T06:19:06.472+13:002014-03-27T06:19:06.472+13:00No GB I didn't. Such a request would obviousl...No GB I didn't. Such a request would obviously be beneath the dignity of a newly promoted ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL. Anyway I didn't like his looks.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-81690563049001362682014-03-27T03:13:35.170+13:002014-03-27T03:13:35.170+13:00Adventure! Excitement! Being wrong! An ASSISTANT P...Adventure! Excitement! Being wrong! An ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL craves not these things.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03005855332730927089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-12909481648171986162014-03-27T00:01:36.618+13:002014-03-27T00:01:36.618+13:00OMG this is not fair even though you are ASSISTANT...OMG this is not fair even though you are ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL, some people take a practical joke just too far, don't they? I will look up Alzheimers and teenagers now that makes sense ot a lot of things) and await your next instalment with some misgivings......Jenny Woolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16881781466502273314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-87393055409894718342014-03-26T23:52:25.658+13:002014-03-26T23:52:25.658+13:00Put the school under lockdown when a bomb might go...Put the school under lockdown when a bomb might go off? That police sergeant is a certified oaf. I hope you told him to kiss your entire arse.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-14919157518545317352014-03-26T22:25:00.514+13:002014-03-26T22:25:00.514+13:00There had to be a part three Trish, because I had ...There had to be a part three Trish, because I had run out of time and Richard (of RBB0 was moaning that I hadn't posted for days. (He can bloody talk)<br /><br />I'd rather not talk about the pads if you don't mind. It brings back bad memories, and is rather closely linked to part of part three.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-31737309597861055372014-03-26T22:22:48.333+13:002014-03-26T22:22:48.333+13:00I'd heard it was bad, but not that bad.
Scott...I'd heard it was bad, but not that bad.<br /><br />Scottish Polis were much nicer when I was a boy. They'd just skelp you around the back of your head if they didn't like your looks.<br /><br />Where did the Whitty come from><br />First Tempo, the Kymbo, then Kymbo Whitty. Or have you forgotten how to spell Whitey?Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-45965200725399410282014-03-26T22:20:14.377+13:002014-03-26T22:20:14.377+13:00Be careful what you may wish for.
Toasters can be...Be careful what you may wish for.<br /><br />Toasters can be very dangerous. Have you actually thought how much damage could be done by a kinetically projected piece of flaming bread?<br /><br />Anyway, just wait for the denouement.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-66029585607074262682014-03-26T22:14:05.691+13:002014-03-26T22:14:05.691+13:00Bugger, there's a part three?! I had just got ...Bugger, there's a part three?! I had just got myself settled for the denouement.<br />Was this one of those occasions when the use of sanitary pads might have come in useful? Or has that all cleared up now?Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119443727504215312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-62293989490871584992014-03-26T22:01:10.996+13:002014-03-26T22:01:10.996+13:00Ah, the TSB of old...
When I hear/see/think of pol...Ah, the TSB of old...<br />When I hear/see/think of police it's entirely negative, growing up in outback Australia during the 1970 there were a huge amount of corrupt cops. Nasty beatings, thuggery and just who do you complain to when the ones you should be complaining to are the ones doing wrong? (theres still a lost body out in the bush because I was too scared to report it to 'them' for fear of ending up in jail myself)Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-2079234126104041952014-03-26T21:45:26.468+13:002014-03-26T21:45:26.468+13:00I'm not relying on you in a crisis! Couldn'...I'm not relying on you in a crisis! Couldn't you have hung on a bit? <br /><br />I've been evacuated (so to speak) so many times, with working for the State sector, that I ended up really wishing that just for once, the place would explode into smithereens, rather than it being a dodgy toaster.loobyhttp://loobynet.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-56239308184424806772014-03-26T10:08:32.638+13:002014-03-26T10:08:32.638+13:00Thanks o fishy one. It's nice to be back.
Lo...Thanks o fishy one. It's nice to be back.<br /><br />Love the cartoon too...not too sure about Vegans, bit too wierd for my taste.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-58321885080564123162014-03-26T06:48:41.470+13:002014-03-26T06:48:41.470+13:00I've missed you, TSB--loved the vegan cartoon!...I've missed you, TSB--loved the vegan cartoon!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-50683121963733604372014-03-26T06:04:04.737+13:002014-03-26T06:04:04.737+13:00Boring can often be good.
Good jape. Lucky you d...Boring can often be good.<br /><br />Good jape. Lucky you didn't get nabbed for wasting police time.<br /><br />All principals have their sense of humour surgically removed. it's a law.<br /><br />Policemen never have one.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-30532685539623231012014-03-26T06:02:14.614+13:002014-03-26T06:02:14.614+13:00You ARE innocent?
Well, wonders never cease. Ac...You <i>ARE </i> innocent?<br /><br />Well, wonders never cease. Actually, at my age it's not so much the sphincters clenching that's my worry, but the opposite, when a certain <i>relaxation</i> creeps in.<br /><br />As for the outcome, you'll just have to wait, just like everybody else.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-37595089082526333392014-03-26T05:59:34.683+13:002014-03-26T05:59:34.683+13:00Nice to see you again too Alistair.
My life isn&#...Nice to see you again too Alistair.<br /><br />My life isn't that exciting, it just seems that way when balanced against the unstoppable tide of ennui which swamps us all.<br /><br />Did I tell you I'd been made ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL?<br /><br />Oh I did zip up, but there was another unwanted effect.Twisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-60286039632958230522014-03-26T03:25:26.943+13:002014-03-26T03:25:26.943+13:00I just am in the wrong occupation you know... my l...I just am in the wrong occupation you know... my life is so boring compared to all this high jinks.<br /><br />Does remind me of the great bank robbery of 1981. What you thought it was old Briggsy and his lot - not a patch on the 1-Apr-1981 raid on Lloyds in out local High Street at lunchtime. We thought having overalls with "Robber" written in large letters, bags with "Swag" on and two people running like Siamese twins due to using one girls tights as masks would have given the game away... it was a 1-Apr gag you see. But soon rumours of a big bank raid were rife throughout the town. My Mum heard several people were shot and the robbers sped off in a large van... "No I didn't I ran over the road into the Cricketers to change out of the costume...."... *assume idiot position* ... the Police Inspector who addressed us the next day had a serious sense of humour bypass as did the headmaster... ;-)Furtheronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11903753972242964410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-30038771203633343492014-03-26T00:18:14.178+13:002014-03-26T00:18:14.178+13:00Flashing lights in the rear-view mirror will alway...Flashing lights in the rear-view mirror will always make my sphincter clench even though I'm 100% innocent. It's a biological reaction. Thank God it was just a bomb! What a relief!<br /><br />Did it go off? Are you typing this from heaven above? Or elsewhere? Exile on Pain Streethttps://exileonpainstreet.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2556021846818907745.post-20481756735202090962014-03-26T00:03:55.633+13:002014-03-26T00:03:55.633+13:00God I've missed you, you old bugger.
Lovely s...God I've missed you, you old bugger.<br /><br />Lovely stuff. Your life is much more exciting than mine though your decision making seems on a par.<br /><br />Hope you remembered to zip it up.Alistairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16667242161539996736noreply@blogger.com