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This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in these posts are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental. These posts have no connection to reality. Any attempt by the reader to replicate any scene in these posts is to be taken at the reader's own risk. Entire regions described in these posts do not exist. Any attempt to learn anything from these posts is disrecommended by the author.

Sunday, 11 May 2014

The Delights of being a MAN (part 2)

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In an ongoing project to celebrate the differences between blokes and our lovely ladies, I may occasionally meander into areas of some disag...
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Thursday, 1 May 2014

The Delights of Being a MAN (part 1)

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On a previous post, I commented (at probably too great a length) on some of the differences between ourselves and our lovely ladies.
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Friday, 25 April 2014

Holidays

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Being a teacher, I get plenty of holidays.
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Sunday, 20 April 2014

Sleep and Longing

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We survived! Eleven weeks of trauma at Nuova Lazio High School, but we survived.
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Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Toilet Humour Seriousness

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I try to keep a humorous vein running through most of my posts. There is a reason for this. Life throws so many damned nasty ...
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Sunday, 30 March 2014

Intermission

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Just to keep everyone happy, and aware the TSB is still posting while I am working on my next masterpiece, just a few amusing images.
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Friday, 28 March 2014

TSB Bombs (Part the Third)

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The Sergeant looked at me.   "Put this school under lockdown immediately" he said.
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Tuesday, 25 March 2014

TSB Bombs (Part the 2nd)

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I left the last post just as the school secretary approached at a great rate of knots, telling me that the Police wanted a word.
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Tuesday, 18 March 2014

TSB Bombs

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At Last. After 16 years of teaching, my finer qualities have been recognised. 16 years of suffering teenage body odours. 16 years of...
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Saturday, 15 March 2014

On My Way Back

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Be aware that TSB is coming back
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Saturday, 31 August 2013

Absolute Power

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Corrupts. Great days ahead in Nuova Lazio High School.
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Monday, 26 August 2013

Richter Surfing

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It was another normal day in NLHS. The usual steady file of miscreants, no-hopers and just plain evil b*stards was drifting through my ...
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Sunday, 18 August 2013

The Strange Scotsman (Part the Last)

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The whole sorry saga of the Strange Scotsman is winding down.
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Thursday, 15 August 2013

The Strange Scotsman (Part the Fourth)

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Continuing the tale. I would recommend that if you are reading my blog for the first time that you go back and start from The Strange Sc...
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Monday, 12 August 2013

Doctor F*cking Libby

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 Silly lady I'm stepping aside from the saga of the suspicious Scotsman for at least one post, and concentrating on a certain Do...
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Saturday, 10 August 2013

The Strange Scotsman (Part the Third)

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I was sitting quietly in my office (not my little office, but my big office.  I keep the little office under my control just in case I f...
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Wednesday, 31 July 2013

The Strange Scotsman (Part the Second)

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He wasn't quite as strange as this, but close.
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Monday, 29 July 2013

The Strange Scotsman

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Nope. Before anyone thinks this refers to me, they're wrong. I admit I'm sometimes thought a little eccentric, in a loveable y...
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Saturday, 27 July 2013

Things to do when you're not blogging

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During the 7 or so months when I was rather pre-occupied with trivia, I was unable to blog.  
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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

TSB is (slowly) coming back

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HELLO MY LOVELIES
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Married with two grown up children. Our Son and our married daughter and lovely new grandaughter are in Scotland. We live in a lovely house in a small town about 30 km from the capital. I'm a retired Assistant Principal of a High School. We spend our spare time reading, gardening, playing Mahjong and going for walks.
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