Farts and Friends

We all fart.

Bored and Bloated

I'm bored.

Wood

Now sit down, and take a deep breath.

The Art of Shopping

To put it simply, guys don't shop.

Isn't Modern Technology Great?

Well mostly.

The Gullibility of Women

Sometimes I wonder at what actually goes on inside the brain of a woman, or at least, inside my Beloved's head.

My Sort of Christmas Song (Again)

Thanks to The Wine Guy and Nicola for reminding me of this Christmas Classic, and again to Nicola for posting it last year.

Life is Hell

I'm bored

Literary Meme

I had never heard of a "meme" until I saw this on Fatuous Observations, so I thought I'd try one myself, using Patience_Crabstick's as a template.(with her permission)

Christmas Decorations Around The World

Even though many nations on our blue planet are at odds with each other and not all really celebrate Christmas, many do try and brighten up their lives with some sparkling Christmas decorations and illuminations.

Here are some examples

I've Got A Problem (Part the second)

Jason, my pet Amoeba (He's got more spine than me some days)

In my last post I alluded to the fact that I had a problem at Christmas.

Books for Christmas

Seeing it's the time of giving, I thought I'd give you all some ideas for presents.

Most of these books are aimed at the impressionable young, so be careful which you choose.

WARNING

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS POST.

THIS POST IS NOT EVEN AWARE OF THE CONCEPT OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.

THE MAIN OBJECT OF THIS POST IS TO AMUSE AND OFFEND ALMOST EVERYONE

Enter at your peril

I've Got A Problem (Part the First)

The problem is that I quite like Christmas.

House Art

I've had a lot of discussion recently about what is art and what is crap.

Beware

The news that a healthy NZ Fur Seal was shot dead on a beach near Foxton should be making many teachers, bureaucrats and politicians very nervous.

200,000

Wow.

Thank You All

We couldn't have done it alone.

Take a bow.

Bitter? Moi?

I briefly mentioned during the week that through the school roll dropping a bit this year, the Principal decided that they couldn't afford to pay me the extra Management Unit (worth round $4000 per year before tax) I get at the present to help everyone with the KAMAR (computerised school management system) and to produce the student's reports every term.

Oh Shit takes the lead

The winner

For the last year and a half, ever since Richard [of RBB] introduced me to the delights of blogging, I have been keeping an eye on the statistics of my little posts.

The Last Day

We did it.

Electives

No, this has nothing to do with the general election that NZ has just finished, but it is about choice.

Dirty Habits

Don't get too excited about the title, it may not be what you think.

Complete Serenity... Until

Lying on the garden swing

Finished

I finished the timetable last night.

It's that time of the bloody year again

Look you poor sods who live in the Northern Hemisphere, this is our Christmas scene.  Depressing, isn't it?

It's December.