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And one of the best social commentaries ever recorded.
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You need a drink mate..........
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The first header said it all by the way.
Cheer up, TSB! I am currently in a shoe-box in Edinburgh where the ceiling creaks freakishly when you open the window to let the breeze in. Tartarus has fucked off to the pub ON HIS OWN and I might, THIS TIME, actually go ahead with the stabbing-to-death thing. There's no a court in the land that will convict me..... *sharpens the bread knife*
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Yes, cheer up TSB (of RBB), it has been a long hard term. I have a headache this morning, it's raining, but I'm coming in anyway - just to save you having to get one more reliever.
ReplyDeleteIt'll all be over for us soon - I mean the term.
Alistair: Thanks.I have. 6 actualy. Feel lots better, but slightly vague.
ReplyDeleteAli X; The Scalliwag.
DON'T USE THE BREAD KNIFE.
A paring knife or even a french knife would be far more efficient, or a Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife by choice.
Think of Sonshine, think of the neighbour's bins, think of your new bright red KitchenAid mixer.
Who'll look after them if you get caught and get sent to the pokey?
DO what most otheer wives do. nag him to death. It's much more enjoyable and almost legal. *smiles with a bitter laugh*
Richard [of RBB]: You're an angel, I could almost kiss you, but that would make AJ jealous
Hey, I remember that song well.
ReplyDeleteAli X: Before you do anything silly, this post (http://twistedscottishbastard.blogspot.com/2011/04/skills-of-appeasement.html ) may give you some ideasof a non-lethal nature.
ReplyDeleteRichard [of RBB]:What song? The one by Pete Seagar on the post, or "You're an Angel"?
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