I don't know how he does it.
He must have some sort of inherent talent.
Nobody else would be able to do what he has done.
Can you guess?
It's Ringo.
An email came out yesterday from our business manager, telling us to be on the lookout for Ringo's laptop, as it had gone missing.
Now anyone can lose a laptop. Even the CIA and the SIS can misplace laptops crammed full of sensitive information, so I wouldn't really criticise Ringo for losing one laptop.
However.
It appears that he's actually lost/had stolen FOUR laptops.
To paraphrase Wilde:
Losing one is a misfortune
Losing two is careless
Losing three is enemy action
Losing four is just sheer downright stupidity.
How on earth can you lose four computers?
How can you lose FOUR?
I don't think that you should buy him any more.
ReplyDeleteI have not been reading your blog since I got back in case I a) burst my stitches b) inadvertently shit myself laughing. Just sayin'.
loooove you :-)
Ali x
Ali x: Nice to have you back. Please don't burst any stitches, things tend to fall out.
ReplyDeleteI don't think we should buy him any more either, but I don't decide.
BTW Let Sonshine know I've printed off his picture of the hill with the Bunny, and have it on my classroom wall. NONE of the pupils commented on the incongruous rabbit!