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Mountains of marking
Crap-headed colleagues
Stupid students
Mongrel management
Thick-as-shit Teachers
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Illiterate Ignoramuses.
Have all stopped me from posting recently.
It should all be back to normal next week.
Sorry.
Oh, I forgot.
Winsome Wives.
Very funny, posting THAT photo first was a work of genius...Grossed me out, offended and disturbed me all at once...
ReplyDeleteThanks. It seemed apposite.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the peculiar shade of fluorescent pinkish/red that just tips one over the edge.
You are shocking TBS, SHOCKING! Hahaha. At least I learned something today. Is that what piles actually look like? Wow. I would never be brave enough to google images of piles myself....just never know what other sort of images would come along with it. I'm one of those pathetic people who is terrified of consequences, aka leaving a dirty trail on my computer.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll go on living vicariously through you.
Your wife is going to murder you if she ever discovers this blog.
Tracy.
Thanks Tracy. These days I only use the computer (or my electronic mistress as my Beloved calls it) when wearing latex gloves.
DeleteI too live in dread that she'll stumb;e onto the blog again She almost got there once, but I avoided disaster by using Man's mot basic defence. I lied.
Too funny (man's greatest defence). I know it well.
DeleteTracy.
The only saving grace with that first photo is that at least it's a clean arse.
ReplyDeleteOh?
DeleteIs it an arse?
I thought it was two raspberries in a chocolate mousse.
Morning TSB. Bloody reports. I'll be stretched to get them finished this time.
ReplyDeleteI finished mine last night, and am just waiting for Hobbit to do the proof-read. *smug*
DeleteI just hope your use of the word stretched had nothing to do with the first photo.
You do do have some great pics - where on earth do you find them. Made you say Do-do as my kids would yell! (and add infantile readers)
ReplyDeleteI think it's some sort of inbred skill...it's a gift. Infantile readers are fun.
DeleteHIlarious, found you via Jody.
ReplyDeleteThanks and welcome Mary Jo, this one wasn't one of my best as I was very short of time. I'll try and do better next post.
DeleteDear Twisted, What can I say? You are nothing if not illustrative! Linda
ReplyDeleteDear Linda, so nice to hear from you again. I try.
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