Richard [of RBB] has been complaining that I am posting too infreqently.
So just to keep things going, here's a few images from a new(ish) meme that has been popping up in the internet.
WARNING
NOT FOR THE SQUEEMISH
CONTAINS VIOLENCE, SEX AND DEVIANT BEHAVIOUR
A special one for Richard. (I've heard some of your rehearsals)
This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in these posts are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental. These posts have no connection to reality. Any attempt by the reader to replicate any scene in these posts is to be taken at the reader's own risk. Entire regions described in these posts do not exist. Any attempt to learn anything from these posts is disrecommended by the author.
Thank you TSB. I am chortling to myself in front of a computer in a pub. The local yoof probably think "at last, another oldie has stopped all this talking to others shit."
ReplyDeleteAnyway, dno't feel pressured. It's quality, not quantity, as I used to tell my girlfriend.
Hi Looby, glad I managed to brighten your day.
DeleteI could ask the question "What are you doing in a pub at 10 in the morning?"
But I'm a gentleman,
So I won't.
Well, to quibble, it was 11am, but drinking, of course. I'm from Lancashire.
DeleteSorry, I didn't know it was already 11am, so in that case, well done. Have a pint for me please.
DeleteI do remember that you're from Lancashire, actually,I believe that my schedule calls me to visit Blackpool in August. Any tips?
Blackpool has two stations -- North and South, from where trains leave at regular intervals. A taxi to St Annes, the nearest town, should be about £15.
DeleteI'll pass this to the medical student who is trying to improve his english...from what I recall of medical students it should go down well...
ReplyDeleteOk FITW, but I would be a wee bit cautious as many of the comments display poor grammar and very bad punctuation.
DeleteYou think a medical student would notice?
DeleteProbably not.
DeleteBut, standards are standards.
A good whipping might improve their English, or at least their screaming.
Gosh.
ReplyDeleteGosh?
DeleteGosh?
That's all you've got to say after I make up a post just to keep you happy?
It was more like a cut and paste than a post. Gosh, aren't those little rabbits rude!
ReplyDeleteThose little rodents were indeed rude.
DeleteI think that's the point, Oh tickler of the strings.
So glad.
ReplyDeleteNot yet.
ReplyDeleteBut if you don't stop whining on about the sky fairies, it could be arranged.
I will never see bunnies in the same cute light again. Viewing this blog gave me nightmares last night! I’m still recovering.
ReplyDeleteWhat's worse is that these are the milder ones.
DeleteIf I showed the others, you'd have a case of the screaming-meanies.
Glad you enjoyed