Nothing makes me happier to have left the class-ridden society of the UK for the (warmer) egalitarian climes of NZ. The buggers don't even get married for another 5 months, which means an increasingly hyped approach by the media all around the world.
Who really gives a shit that one of the parasitic bastards who have sucked money and land from the people of the UK is going to get married.
Is it going to impact on our lives? No. It's just an excuse to flaunt their wealth and position to all and sundry.
A pox on them all.
Anyway they should know better by now. After the fiasco with the Bimbo of Westminster (better known as Blondie or Diana), keeping a low profile would probably have been the intelligent option.
I've seen articles on astrologers predictions, dress possibilities, choice of venues, 3D television broadcasts of the ceremony, honeymoon choices (even NZ is on the list)
But the bloody icing on the bloody cake is he headline I saw today.
I just hope that my blood pressure doesn't blow a gasket before the entire vomit-inducing business is over, but I wouldn't bet on it.