Seeing it's the time of giving, I thought I'd give you all some ideas for presents.
Most of these books are aimed at the impressionable young, so be careful which you choose.
WARNING
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS POST.
THIS POST IS NOT EVEN AWARE OF THE CONCEPT OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
THE MAIN OBJECT OF THIS POST IS TO AMUSE AND OFFEND ALMOST EVERYONE
Enter at your peril
Some of these you may have seen before, but I've been collecting them for some time.
Enjoy
I've numbered them at the bottom of each image, so if you want to comment on a particular favorite it will make it easier to reference the book.
Eg Regarding book number "x"
rather than
Dear God, where on earth did you find that disgusting source of absolute filth you call "*&^%%$$#@@#$%^^&*"
To get the maximum enjoyment/vitriol form each publication, please be sure to read the small print. Sometimes that's the best bit (as in Book No.22 and definitely No. 35 for example)
Finally, before you start to view, and before your brains starts to cook in the juices of self-righteousness, 4 of these books are shown in their unaltered published state.
Care to guess which ones?
A prize if anyone gets them all.
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Well Done.
You've seen the lot.
Feel Better?
Feel Sick?
Which ones are really real?
HINT There are 4
My particular favourite, "Daddy drinks because you cry". Classic - LMAO!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Sunday morning chortle :-)
Di
YONKS: Yep, it's one of my favourites as well.
ReplyDelete"The Little Train That Didn't Give A Rat's Ass"! LMAO! I know The Little People is a real book, and I think the Knitting with Dog Hair one is real. The benefits of farting pamphlet should be real if it's not...
ReplyDeleteAustan: Well done, both of your choices are real books. The farting is real, but was published as a spoof in the style of the 19th Century.
ReplyDeleteWell done that man!
ReplyDeleteMy favourites:
22 - Famous Five
37 - Little Train
62 - Confusing tingle
Twisted, have a lovely christmas - with lots of bagpipes and people in kilts (skirts?).
ReplyDeleteI used to love Hop on Pop. Dad my
ReplyDelete5th birhtday. He loved reading to us when we were young. Happy Memories. I do miss him, especially at thsi time of the year. good old Dr Suess - immortal.