This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in these posts are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental. These posts have no connection to reality. Any attempt by the reader to replicate any scene in these posts is to be taken at the reader's own risk. Entire regions described in these posts do not exist. Any attempt to learn anything from these posts is disrecommended by the author.
Sunday 29 April 2012
Friday 27 April 2012
Wednesday 25 April 2012
Tuesday 24 April 2012
Why Can't They Make Up Their (little) Minds
My Beloved planned to fly back to the UK in August and had graciously aquiesced to allow me to accompany her a wee bit later in September (our Spring Break Holiday), then we would fly back together.
Monday 23 April 2012
Looking Forward to Retirement
Unfortunately, today, I go back to school. The last two weeks have been mostly pleasant, consisting in the main of long periods of sleep with extra dozing, eating, drinking, reading and lying in the sun.
Friday 20 April 2012
All is now well
Thank goodness for efficient suppliers. I only ordered it last night and they (I ordered an extra USB hub at the same time) were both delivered today. Free delivery as well. You can't ask for much better than that. AND it's got a 5 year replacement warranty.
Thursday 19 April 2012
Changes
I'm so glad you lost your job you really DUMB B*TCH (Judith Collins, ex-Minister of Education in NZ) |
We (My Beloved and I) had planned to go back to the UK in September this year (and I had also planned to buyanew f*ckingkeyboard, because this one iscompletelyF*cKED, especially the spacebar andtheshiftkey)
Tuesday 17 April 2012
On the Fiddle
My Beloved dragged me to a "musical experience" in Upper Hutt last week. It was a recital from the "Only Fiddle Music School in the Southern Hemisphere"
Sunday 15 April 2012
A Prang in Petone
Friday 13 April 2012
300000 and a Lack of Irony
I used this because I like the concept also Bye bye Second (again) |
My blog recently hit 300,000 views, and proud though I was of this achievement (mainly due I suspect to the numerous images of a rather pulchritudinous nature) I posted comments on as many other blogs as possible saying : "I've hit 300000 views you know."
Thursday 12 April 2012
The Mah Jong Massacre
I mentioned previously that I would be accompanying Mrs. TSB to her weekly Mah Jong outing, but I've refrained from posting about for a variety of reasons. (Too damned lazy is number one)
Wednesday 11 April 2012
I'm so lucky
OK, I may whinge and moan a bit about the demands my Beloved may make.
But.
I came across this on YouTube, and I am so happy that my Beloved is MY living and breathing Beloved, and not something else.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGfaQCY_bo4
But.
I came across this on YouTube, and I am so happy that my Beloved is MY living and breathing Beloved, and not something else.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGfaQCY_bo4
Tuesday 10 April 2012
My Beloved and the Gay Zombie Teddy Bear
My Beloved is a dab hand with a needle. Whether it's being used for intricate needlepoint on a tapestry or a sampler, or being used to prick my rather fragile ego. She also knits.
Sunday 8 April 2012
Saturday 7 April 2012
Swimming and Shopping.
Thursday 5 April 2012
Last Day at the Chalkface
Monday 2 April 2012
The day started badly, and went rapidly downhill from there
Sunday 1 April 2012
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