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Sunday, 8 April 2012

300,000 Bloody Hell, Don't You People Have Anything Better To Do?


My little blog, started only on 29th May 2010 has reached the (to me) amazing 300,000 views.


Thank you to Richard [of RBB], The Curmudgeon, and Man of Errors (and all of my lovely followers) for encouraging me in this rather narcissistic enterprise.

I still feel that the large number of hits may be due to the rather large number of slightly risqué photographs of young ladies, but, what the hell, any method will do.

Almost most popular

Least Popular.  There's no accounting for taste.
Maximum Popularity.  Good taste always tells.


Views Count.

As does the scores in Mah Jong.

More on the Mah Jong later, once I've managed to restore my sanity through large infusions of strong sweet tea........................................................................
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AGGHHH. MY GOD.  I'VE BEEN INFECTED.

I WANT TEA.
AND CHOCOLATE BISCUITS.

DIGESTIVE BISCUITS

WHISKY IS DISGUSTING.

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

I'VE BEEN INFECTED WITH OLDLADYITIS

Quick, someone tell a dirty joke and restore the equilibrium.

Equilibrium has been restored.  Please check.

12 comments:

  1. Yep, that works for me Ahhh! I like your selections, not dirty, just suggestive. Congratulations on your 300,000

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  2. They're MAN BOOBS - not oldladytits.......


    Mwahahahahaha.

    Congratulations!

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  3. Tempo: Thank you, although if you are finding the picture of John Wayne "suggestive" then I suspect you are in urgent need of some sort of therapy. As for the rest of the pictures, I've got a talent for that sort of thing.

    Alisatair: Oh, a truly original bon mot, well done Alistair, I knew you could do it eventually. Thank you for the congratulations. My fragile ego needs all the help it can get.

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  4. Blimey 300,000? *rushes off to check own stats*
    Intercepted this from Chefs e mail and somehow thought of you(think of it as a virtual cake)...

    http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf

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  5. Northern Snippet: Thank you for that lovely thought. The film clip was perfectly in tune with the style of m'blog, but I'd better not post it. Just a shade to provocative for some of my older readers, and they might not be able to cope with the raised blood pressure.

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  6. As the doctor said to the young lass,
    "Big breaths."

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  7. Richard: Oh yes. Just look at our year 13 girls when they are in mufti!!!

    I need a cold shower.

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  8. AListair (2): Forgot to mention. Very Funny. HA HA HA HA .

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  9. Once you started writing abut mah jongg, success became inevitable.

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  10. Laoch: I take it that you're an afficionado of the game?

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  11. Laoch: That could be a very dangerous statement. Cool.

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