Wednesday, 29 June 2011
Monday, 27 June 2011
Sunday, 26 June 2011
Thursday, 23 June 2011
|Oops, didn't make it in time. Sorry.|
Oh dear, I've got a bug. I don't mean a failure in a computing program, I refer to an infection of my poor abused ( and ageing) body. (I used to work in a hospital laboratory, and we referred to all bacteria and viruses as "bugs")
Tuesday, 21 June 2011
Monday, 20 June 2011
Sunday, 19 June 2011
G'day pitiful inhabitants of blogworld, Auntie Twisted's back again. This will have to be my last attempt at improving your basic understanding of the vital areas of social etiquette, as duties demand that I leave for the Middle East tomorrow. Just keep your eyes open for any sudden deaths in Libya, Egypt and Yemen.
Saturday, 18 June 2011
Hello all you poor sad inhabitants of blogworld, Auntie Twisted is back to continue with my educational series. My bloody nephew is still winging about my use of his precious computer, something inane like "I've got to finish my reports Auntie" Spineless wimp.
Friday, 17 June 2011
|Gas attack (BTW, why is the queen wearing a lampshade from my front room?)|
Hello you delightful people, Auntie Twisted here. My semi-spineless nephew has
been forced kindly allowed me to make some contributions via his silly little blog to raising the level of etiquette amongst the poor sods who actually read it.
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
One of the many benefits of getting older is the ability to drop of to sleep during the day. These little "Power Naps" revitalise the mind for the inevitable encounter with PC bullshit, AND as an (almost) senior citizen, it's recognised that it is a part of your normal ancient and decrepit life.
Sunday, 12 June 2011
Saturday, 11 June 2011
Friday, 10 June 2011
Wednesday, 8 June 2011
It was a crisp night last night, and it wasn't raining, so I decided to take our little doggie for a walk. Readers may remember the fiasco that was the melon-fuelled diarrhoeal nightmare called "walking the dog", but little Samo hadn't been near any type of fruit for some days so I felt reasonably safe.
Tuesday, 7 June 2011
It's Teacher Only Day at Nuova Lazio High. It seems strange to be at a school without the sounds (shouts, screams, curses, singing, blows of meaty fists against concussed skulls) of our little kiddie-winks enjoying themselves (except the poor little sods who are on the receiving end of said meaty fists)
Monday, 6 June 2011
Sunday, 5 June 2011
I mentioned last week that we had bought some "pieces" of stylish furniture from a nice place in the Wairarapa. They arrived earlier this week, but we've only just got them upstairs into the lounge.
Friday, 3 June 2011
Wednesday, 1 June 2011
Today is my wedding anniversary. My beloved and I have been together for 33 years, ever since our less-than-fantastic wedding in Glasgow. (See Weddings ) We have celebrated this event in many places and in many ways.