But it's true. Societal pressures are changing. Men are no longer encouraged to demonstrate what comes naturally to us.
We can't:
- Thump our mates
- Stare at women's lovely bits
- Swear when we bash our thumb with a bloody hammer
- Drink beer in public
- Fart
- Stop shaving
- Look in hardware shop windows
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| OOOhhhhhh |
What triggered off this thread of thought?
Floral fragrance in the Gent's Toilets in Nuova Lazio High School.
Someone had installed an automatic dispensing system on the wall in the Gents. Our toilets were filled with a particularly nauseating aroma of what I can only describe as rotting lavender. When this stench mixes with the usual and freshly generated smells in this room (fart gas, stale urine, sweaty socks from the runners and cyclists [it doubles as a shower and changing room], the poisonous miasma which emanates from S****'s arse, and cannot really be categorised as fart gas as it's more on the lines of a Binary Nerve Agent and should be banned under the Geneva Convention as it produces instant retching on exposure and a slow discolouring of the aluminium window frames) it produces a smell which can only be described as Uuuurrrgggghhhh; spppeewww. (Sorry for being a bit onomatopoeic here)
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| Essential equipment for using Loo after S****s been in |
Why couldn't they just leave it alone?
Admittedly, the photocopier and staffroom phone are just outside the door, and I have noticed some of our younger lady teachers, and some males of a more "delicate" persuasion running away when the loo door is opened, but they need to toughen up. How are they going to manage with the pupils for goodness sake, if they get nauseated by a diluted whiff of S****'s toxic effluvium.
Most guys have always wondered what the Ladies toilets are like inside. Do you have flower arrangements? delicate silken towels for your sensitive skins? Little tables with floral tablecloths and bowls of potpourri and aromatic cachous?
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| Potpourri |
Well I don't care.
Keep your floral smells out of the Gents.
Beer, Sweat, Pee and Poo were good enough for our grandfathers, and it's good enough for us. We survived Long Drops for goodness sake, and we are quite happy to keep on surviving in our normal smelly way.
If, however, someone could persuade S**** to "keep it in" until he gets home, it would be much appreciated.
