Two Mufti days back to back.
Are they insane?
Don't they know that any change in their routine drives our boys to acts of stupidity and folly?
And the girls, Dear ( hypothetical deity and/or any other manifestation of primitive man's desperate instinct to seek meaning in a large and uncaring universe otherwise known to his/her followers as God) the girls.
I've never seen so many acres of unclothed, taught (teaching pun here)and pulsating flesh, accompanied by low-cut T shirts and brightly coloured bras.
Then we see the ultra-low cut shorts, exposing long, finely shaped and bronzed thighs.
AND WE CAN'T LOOK.
So we have to put up with the random behaviour and the outrageous clothes for another day.
They say it will build school spirit, and many of our younger teachers (well done Debs) have put a lot of thought and effort into their activities. Well done young uns. Keep it up.
Today everyone is supposed to come in dressed as someone or some thing beginning with C.
It was suggested that I come in as a cowboy, as I already have a Sheriff's Badge (don't ask; a very long and degrading story), but I don't think so.
I've decided to come as a :
CRABBIT OLD BASTARD
It suits me well.