What a lovely day!
- Give me a class roll
- Give me a lesson plan of any f*cking sort.
- Given me the special keys needed to release the laptop computers he's managed to con from our school board and that he needed for his "lesson".
I NEED A F*CKING ROLL, A F*CKING LESSON PLAN, AND IF AT ALL F*CKING POSSIBLE, EVERYTHING SET UP BEFOREHAND.
All the email had said was to point out colleagues that the age of a certain student was now over 16 and that he could be legitimately sent out into the cruel, cold world.
BTW, I was sorely tempted to use this picture for my bit about perfect. I'm sure you'll all know why.