TSB gets dragged goes to the Movies (1)

My Beloved is always thinking of ways to bring us closer together.

Now as you all know, this is not a site where smut of any form is allowed, so panic not, no inappropriate language is going to be used.

However, gentlemen of a certain age and demeanour may be slightly shocked at some of the concepts discussed, here and in the next post.

As I was saying, my beloved is always thinking up things we can do together.

Changing room at the Pool

She was instrumental in arranging our weekly exercise-focused expedition to that miasma of plague and aqueous detritus known as the Public Swimming Pool.

She knew it was a great idea to get a wee doggie so we could exercise by walking the bloody thing every day.

She insisted that we purchase two bikes (she with a tricycle, she suffers from vertigo) so we could exercise in the healthy Upper Hutt airs together.

You may be able to recognise a common theme here, dependant on two keywords; Exercise and Together.

So I was quite surprised when she mentioned that we were going to see a newly released film on the next day.

"Great", I replied, "Which film?"

You lost your memory too, mate?

"Is it The Bourne Legacy, with extra violence, gratuitous sex scenes and improbable science?"

Great, a legitimate rationale to get more boobs on m'blog.

"Or possibly Total Recall, with even more violence, exotic CGI-created foreign climes and even more improbable science?"

Close enough

"Or even The Dark Knight Rises, with the central moral theme of psychopaths know best?"

I got "The Look"

"We are going to see Hope Springs" she snarled stated flatly.

Now I am not an aficionado of the cinematic media, so I looked askance at m'son who was lounging nearby.

"It's a film about love and romance for the wrinklies" he grunted.

My Beloved then treated him to "The Look", but it bounced of the invulnerable shield of self-centered arrogance which comes naturally to such young men.  Anyway his attention was back on the iBook perched on his lap, the heat and radiation presumably being produced by the damned machine, severely reducing the viability of his *ugh* spermatozoa, thus giving us all hope for the future.

I was going to ask for further information as to her obvious ardent desire to see this film, when I saw the "Other Look"

I shut up, and made plans to be home early the next day.

Next Exciting Instalment: TSB runs screaming from the Cinema

This makes me scream as well.
Why do people make fun of Math?
I just don't understand