Up to now I couldn't really explain it.
|Horde of Foreign Types and Lascars|
Was it a horde of "Johnny Foreigners" trying to upgrade their English skills by reading some finely crafted prose?
|Pack of Pupils "studying" Drama|
Was it hundred pupils of mine trying vainly to find a chink in the armour of my control?
|Begone, foul TSB|
Was it Ringo and his team of Slander Lawyers trying to find something actionable in my memoirs?
|A lost, bewildered expat Kiwi, trying to find a link to home from Hastings|
Was it packs of bewildered expat Kiwis, desperately trying to find a link to home, paddock and Tip Top Ice Cream?
|He's a fan|
|The lowest of the low is a fan as well|
Was it aficionados of the female form, using my vast collection of slightly smutty, mostly beautiful and (entirely legal and all above the age of eighteen Your Honour) pretty images of lovely ladies?
|Indonesian Bichon-Frise Worshipper|
Was it some sort of weird cult of Bichon-Frise worshipers in Indonesia?
(Very hot now)
My full-time team of computer consultants, statisticians, electronics engineers and geeks have discovered the secret. It wasn't what I had thought at all.
I'll give you a clue.
Apart from the old faithful Richard [of RBB] (affectionately know as either the "Bus Stop" or the "Double Bass Freak"), The Curmudgeon (who seems to be on some sort of a death thing at the moment) and the new entrant of Hestia's Larder (I have no idea what is going to appear next, but you can bet it will be very amusing) most traffic is being directed via Blogger and Google search engines.
What are they looking for?
If any reader guesses correctly I will give them an actual, physical prize. If you live locally (and you still want to be found) then I'll give it to you personally. If you live further afield or even abroad, I'll mail the prize to you, cutoms and biosecurity laws allowing. Contest closes in 1 week from date/time of posting
Something every Kiwi loves.
Especially the name (Unless you live in Auckland)
|Jafas. Don't you just love 'em|