I don't know how he does it.
He must have some sort of inherent talent.
Nobody else would be able to do what he has done.
Can you guess?
An email came out yesterday from our business manager, telling us to be on the lookout for Ringo's laptop, as it had gone missing.
Now anyone can lose a laptop. Even the CIA and the SIS can misplace laptops crammed full of sensitive information, so I wouldn't really criticise Ringo for losing one laptop.
It appears that he's actually lost/had stolen FOUR laptops.
To paraphrase Wilde:
Losing one is a misfortune
Losing two is careless
Losing three is enemy action
Losing four is just sheer downright stupidity.
How on earth can you lose four computers?