Rules Guidelines Suggestions for the Ladies

Rules Help

In a previous post, I mentioned some rules that blokes who are partnered with a lovely lady may have to follow to live a peaceful, enjoyable and lengthy life. (Or at least it feels long)

Oh Bugger!

Fear not gentle reader, TSB has not succumbed to the deviant pleasures (if they so exist) in arse-rogering.

Oh dear, I've really f*cked up.

I've been happily married for 7 years, and the last 27 haven't been too bad as well, so after all that time, you'd think that I would learn the basic rules of a happy home life.

Tommorow we start

Let us welcome our new teachers and students.



And don't forget Tomorrow Belongs to Us Me (Who is controlling the timetable? HAHAHAHAHAHA)

Back Home

Last view with morning coffee of Hawkes Bay

Most of the holiday is over now, and I'll be starting back at Nuova Lazio High School next week.

Another Perfect Day in Paradise

Woke up at 6:00 am to a beautiful pink sky.
Went back to bed (after a little drinkie)

Got up again at 8:30 and had a coffee while admiring the view (see above)

Had breakfast of freshly picked melon, proscuttio and a nectarine.
Went for a 5 mile gentle cycle, and returned to have a glass of a local chardonnay.

Went to a local vineyard for lunch; gazpacho, tasting platter of meats and olives, accompanied by an absolutely fabulous Semillon (Clearview Estate, 2010 Reserve).

On the way home, picked up a basket of nectarines right off the tree.  Juice dripping off of my beard.  A bit unsanitary, but delicious.

Ah well, time for my nap.

Did I mention the weather?

Cloudless, fluorescent blue sky.  Gentle cooling breeze coming in off of the sea.

The hammock calls.

Morning View

My view at breakfast

It's 8:30 am.

The sun is blazing.
I'm having a bacon sandwich on the back porch.

It's already 26ºC.

We're going to see 3 vinyards and sample their wares.

Sometimes life doesn't suck.

On Holiday

Away at the seaside

Keeping Safe

I mentioned in an earlier post that my Beloved and I (It's capital B again, she bought me a steak and Cheese Pie.  Bless) are going to Hawke's Bay next week for a short break.

I Hate Dancing

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhh

looby has mentioned that he just loves going dancing.

Life is (almost) Hell

View from Porch Swing

The temperature outside is 28ºC.

The Terror of Technology

I normally love the steady advance of technology.

Sometimes I Wonder

It's been a quite week on the blogging front. Almost everyone is too busy socialising with friends and family to bother doing much about their blogging, so when I sat down for an hour to catch upon everyone's posts, I was finished in about 10 minutes.