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Na you just typed in sexy santa lady and published it. Then you found a really good book and are totally engrossed.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you should be publishing photo's of Mrs Twisted when the wind has just ripped her cloves off and knocked her down in the snow. Get your skates on and pick her up before she turns blue or her nipples explode.
ReplyDeleteMmm. Reminds me of either a White Lady, a White Russian or a Knickerbocker Glory. All cold, warming and slightly naughty at the same time.
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