Today is going to be a good day.
My intestinal eruptions seem to have finished and I'm feeling a lot better.
I only teach 2 spells today, both seniors, and to cap it all, there's no meeting after school.
Today is going to be good.
Who said Nerds can't have fun or get the girls?
Wait....
Bloody hell, I thought my mobile phone was going to explode. 4 text messages from colleagues who are going to be absent, so I'll have to get in a wee bit earlier to arrange the relief.
Wait....
My tummy is beginning to feel a little odd. Maybe I was a wee bit premature in thinking the intestinal eruptions had finished.
Yep..
Just spray-painted the porcelain a fetching yellow-green-brown.
I bet you didn't want to know that.
Now you know how I feel.
Sick.
But I can't really take time off. It's just not done.
Actually I don't really feel too bad. it's the uncertainty.
I don't know if I'm going to discretely release a little trapped gas, or discretely run for the loo before it all starts trickling down my leg.
Today is going to be shit.
"Just spray-painted the porcelain a fetching yellow-green-brown.
ReplyDeleteI bet you didn't want to know that."
Correct.
You have to love an optimist though don't you.
ReplyDeleteTurns out to be another crap day after all.
Still, always tomorrow...
and my word verification was genuinely the very apt 'squat'.