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Wednesday 18 August 2010
Schizophrenia is contagious
I get confused easily.
Since I took over the relief cover here in Nuova Lazio, I get confused even more easily.
People ask for cover then forget to tell me they don't need it any more.
People 'remind' me that they need cover for tomorrow, and I have no record of their previous request.
People I've never heard of turn up at my door and mention that they're not really there and require immediate cover for their class.
People phone me/text me telling me that they're going to be off sick, and don't give/leave their name.
People tell me that they're off sick and then turn up, miraculously revived and ready for work.
I get confused.
I used to be able to read some sane (well at least semi-sane) posts and comments from our little corner of the blogging universe. Now even this is getting confusing. There's been a remarkable proliferation of alter-egos.
I can cope with that.
I can even cope with the mental pictures of Elma, Fflur, Jessica et al getting together to share 'muffins'
But I cannot cope with odd comments coming from multiple users using the same or very similar user names.
This madness must stop.
Think about the danger.
What happens if Ringo starts to clone.
My word, it doesn't bare contemplating. It's worse than The (Real) Curmudgeon and Elma breeding.
Cease and desist, for the sake of our sanity, for the sake of the world, for the sake of our children.
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Sorry for any confusion, TwistedScottishBastard.
ReplyDeleteHey, you're doing a great job with the relief.
Yes, even from over the other side of town I've heard encouraging things about how the relief is going at Nuova Lazio High. News gets around.
ReplyDeleteYes yes yes! It is a serioes problem and hard too work out who is who on blogg coments these days!
ReplyDeleteStop moaning, worm!
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm principal, you'll be cleaning toilets!
What's wrong with cleaning toilets?
ReplyDeleteNothing, if you like to be close to shit.
ReplyDeleteBin HIre