Had to add this image.
Spooted it on a website while I was looking for an image for sparrow-fart (An old Army expression meaning very early, before the birds are awake)
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Would love to read this book! I want to know how one can write a whole book on the history of the fart?? What could it involve?
ReplyDeleteTSB as a teacher I think you have a resposibility to present yourself respectably on the internet. I think you should try to cover more topical newsworthy issues. Maybe you could change your name to The Computer Guy and talk about fixing computers? I'm saying a prayer now, asking God to guide you. His persuasion will be too powerful for you to resist.
ReplyDeleteWhat bollocks! The man can write what he likes.
ReplyDeleteI'm tired of bloody sanctimonius christians telling us how to live. I was a practising Presbyterian for a number of years. I got sick of them always telling me what to do and feeling guilty for wanking.
"sparrow-fart (An old Army expression meaning very early, before the birds are awake)"
ReplyDeleteMy mother used that expression . I don't think she was ever in the marines!
I once owned a book on French music-hall star of the early 20th Century, Le Petomane. His act consisted of various artistic expressions of - well, let's not go into vulgar details. It was a slim volume, although I guess the air in the hall wasn't. Sadly, I lost the book when a relationship broke up, and it seemed there were more important things to think about at the time. Although now I'm not sure I had the right priorities right then.
ReplyDeleteSecond. You're absolutely right.(There's a first time for everything)
ReplyDeleteI should be setting a better example.
I'll take your comments as an inspiration to write a post called Pornography: Flesh is greater than the spirit (at least it is after 4 Viagra)