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Thanks to Hestia's Larder for this delightful award.
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Thanks to Hestia's Larder for this delightful award.
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" Does it keep growing?"
ReplyDeleteCould be interpreted as "it needs to"
These expressions of wonderment could be attributable to an extremely undersized or misshapen penis.
I suspect they have experienced the ectasy that comes from becoming one with God.
ReplyDeleteHey, Scotsman, I was only joking about the small penis thing. I thought you men liked to joke about penises.
ReplyDelete"I thought you men liked to joke about penises."
ReplyDeleteNot all of us. Some of us prefer banjo player jokes.
Hey, did you hear about the banjo player who was so bad that all the other banjo players noticed?
What three words did banjo players invent?
Twang, twang, twang.
A cellphone in the audience goes off during a banjo concert - the call is missed.
Where do banjo players sleep?
In the old folks' home.
What's the range of a banjo?
About 15m if you throw it really hard.
What did the banjo player get on his IQ test?
Dribble.
There's a sick old dog and a banjo player walking down the road. What's the difference?
The sick old dog might, just might, be going to a paid gig.
What is the definition of 'unnecessary'?
Tuning keys on a banjo.
What is the difference between a set of bagpipes and a banjo?
Throw a match at the banjo and it will warm you for longer.
Penises I don't mind (in the virual anyway) but any more references to God or god or Dog I'm going to just ignore.
ReplyDeleteAs I've said many times before show me PROOF and I'll be happy to discuss.
Faith is between you and anything you believe in. Leave me out of it please.
TSB wants proof! Prove that you exist TSB!
ReplyDeleteThe best proof accepted in law is a witness. Jesus has at least four witnesses.
Therefore must not you believe?