Become one with the Universe
Become one with the weeds
Grok that the weeds are plants growing in the wrong place and time
Love the wrong place and time.
Love the weeds
Love the bottle of Glyphosate Concentrate
Embrace the 8 litre pressure sprayer (on special from Mitre 10)
Pump the 8 litre pressure sprayer.
Destroy the things you love
Destroy the weeds
Love the weeds
Love their final agonies
Love the developing browning of their leaves
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| Bye Bye 10DK |
Envisage using Glyphosate on 10DK
Love Gordon's Gin
Love the Lemons on the tree
Love Schweppes Tonic Water (The full sugar version, not the nasty Diet stuff)
Love the Ice, as it symbolises the eternal struggle between order and chaos (and also keeps drinks cold)
Love, Respect and Consume that symbol of Tranquility of Summer; The Gin & Tonic
Repeat the Love
Repeat the Love again.
F*ck the Weeds
F*ck the Garden
Snooze in the sunlight.
Love Life
Morning Twisted.
ReplyDeleteNothing better than a relaxing {undisturbed} drink in a garden you've just hacked to bits. It feels like victory.
ReplyDeleteI agree about the gin and the full sugar tonic. Diet is rubbish and ruins a G+T {No matter how often my wife ignores my protests when she stubbornly buys it because it's better for me} Don't even mention that crap with the added lemon or lime flavour!
And I'm sure you'll be on this in a sec but CONGRATULATIONS! I am going to go to a pub this afternoon which sells a version of our local (ish) Hawkshead beer which is amde with New Zealand hops.
ReplyDeleteRichard [of RBB]: Morning Richard [of RBB]
ReplyDeleteAlistair: Looking at the amount of thorn-induced blood, it was a victory dearly bought. Yep, that diet stuff makes the taste nasty and metallic, although being able to add freshly picked lemon form our tree adds a certain elegance.
looby: The entire antion of Aoteroa thanks you. Enjoy your beer. We went out to our local Cossi Club (a cross between a working man's club, a Returned Serviceman's Association and a well appointed drinking barn, where about a couple of thousand people watched the match on about 20 large screen TV, and a nice guy bought me a point of VB...it ws really crap, and I'm still not feeling towell, except about the victory of course.
Great post, it is much harder than it looks.
ReplyDeleteJardin: Welcome. What's harder, writing a good post or using Zen in keeping the garden tidy?
ReplyDeleteHey Twisted, definitely using Zen in keeping the garden... ;)
ReplyDeleteI toally agree with Jardim Zen
ReplyDeleteTwisted, best regards from Cangas
Really nice job. I´m sure I will use it, Twisted.
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